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Shared with me via FB courtesy of NC state house rep Glen Bradley.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/11/10-of-the-most-shocking-revealing-secrets-from-an-alleged-former-tsa-agent-its-all-for-show/
The New York Post on Sunday published an op-ed from someone claiming to be a former TSA agent at Newark’s Liberty Airport, the same airport where agents failed to detect a fake bomb sent through during secret test last month. According to the op-ed, such a mistake isn’t really that surprising considering the culture at TSA.

Below, we’ve excerpted the 10 most shocking admissions the person makes.

10. I’ve had to screen small children and explain to their parents I had no choice but to “check” them. I would only place my hands on their arms and bottom half of their legs, and the entire “pat-down” lasted 10 seconds. This goes completely against TSA procedure.

9. Did you know you don’t need a high-school diploma or GED to work as a security screener? These are the same screeners that TSA chief John Pistole and Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano refer to as a first-class first line of defense in the war on terror.

8. When there are internal tests, conducted by the Newark training department, it’s easy to cheat because they use our co-workers. You could be working with someone all morning, and then they’re gone. Word gets around the checkpoint. Someone will come over to you and say, “Hey, it’s Joe. He’s got a blue duffel bag.”
7. We always said it’s not a question of if terrorists get through — it’s a question of when. Our feeling is nothing’s happened because they haven’t wanted it to happen. We’re not any big deterrent. It’s all for show.

6. Most TSA screeners know their job is a complete joke. Their goal is to use this as a stepping stone to another government agency.

5. We work in a culture where common sense has no place. All but a very few TSA personnel know they’re employed by a bottom-of-the-barrel agency.

Our first question to anyone in a wheelchair is to ask if they’re able to stand for a pat-down. If someone is in a wheelchair, he likely can’t stand. Even when they’re sitting, we’re required to ask them to move so we can check under their buttocks.

4. Supervisors play absolutely no role in day-to-day functions except to tell you not to chew gum. Gum chewing is a huge issue with management.

3. Goofing off and half-hour-long bathroom breaks are the only way to break up the monotony. There is also a lot of ogling of female passengers by the male screeners. So, ladies, cover up when you get to the airport. These guys are checking you out constantly.

2. Screeners start at $15 per hour, and there is tons of overtime — mainly because they are filling in for the many screeners who don’t bother coming to work. For every 40 hours you work, you receive four hours of vacation and four hours of sick time.

1. One screener didn’t come to work for four weeks. When he finally reappeared, he asked for another week off. The answer was no. So what did this brainiac decide to do? He took another week off — and didn’t get terminated.

Feel safer?

okay, david gets the bartender's tip.

Ya got that right! You're going to lose a lot of business with this kind of crappy service.

BARTENDER!! Where's my drink?!! If it's not here in a few minutes you can kiss your tip goodbye.

Bartender, make mine Kentucky bourbon.

zum geburtstag viel gluck! :D

It's okay. She always comes back to me when she wants the best.

It's true. And my kittenbiotch was very good and grateful to this heavenlybasnastard. She even left me a $20 tip on the nightstand.

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not yet

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"Unstable" citizens? You realize that would require disarming nearly every cop? And what about cars? Unstable people klll other people with cars far more often than guns. In fact, you could virtually eliminate murder and manslaughter by banning cars.

And who gets to determine whom is "unstable"? Dr Thomas Szaz has done voluminous research to prove that there is no such thing as "mental illness" as the psychiatrists would have you believe.

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Genital mutilation is practiced all over the world. It's just considered a cultural norm in many places in the "civilized" West when done to boys. (and yes, circumcision is male genital mutilation)

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