Yes , my ideal woman has enormous natural breasts, a 26'' waist , and a 40'' ass. She must perspirate perfume, and fart little clouds of Febreeze. She has to make a ton of money that she only want's to spend on me and must get nautious at the sight of any other man but me. Her main objective in life must be to spend all day cooking and cleaning and deciding which position will make me happiest when I get home. She will be in a sexual frenzy from fantasizing about me and only me all day.

Don't you think we are asking for a little much? I'm not perfect nor should my woman be. Get real.