No, we're all about T&A around here. None of us like romance. We laugh at **** and fart jokes. We get drunk constantly. We cop a feel. We have no subtlety.

No surprise dinners out, no roses, no rainy nights on the couch, no conversations that go beyond "So do you like to be on the bottom or top?"

And of course every guy who messages you is really only interested in your rack.

I said all this with a hint of sarcasm, but it holds some truth even for the nice guys. Really, the best of us are the ones that admit we're sexually interested, but patient enough that such things are really a side-factor, not the end goal.