hmmmmmm i wouldnt say i have... have got goosebumps but not really melted

hello!!!

cool, hope it works out for ya

things that make u go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

February=Thug, Abstract, intelligent, quiet, humble and very sexy

not sure if that fits me lol

favorite is Rockstar by Nickelback
hate every song kelli pickler has done lol

they are being held captive in my basement...

omg wow i bet

omg

broke before you even get your paycheck lol damn gas prices lol

my eyes also

real not fake

maybe

i have the perfect woman for you but she is to far away from you.

you fall asleep

lmao

omg lmao and when will these be on the radio??? lmao

Smirnoff Ice..green apple

An Old Fart

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

you meet someone and actually feel like your falling for them and not sure if they feel the same and to scared to ask them