Couple observations here. First, those lines were funny. Second, what I found even funnier, was the fact that one guy got all up-in-arms about the fact lines like that may be used.

Now, this calls for a rant, and it's something I do often. This is all in regards to pick-up lines, and I'll aim for brevity. My aim sucks, though.

Am I the only guy who would actually think it was funny to turn this into a game? You know, track down some retarded lines, print them out then hit the bars?

The idea would be that we each take turns using a line on a girl the group chooses -- each time you get slapped, you take a shot.

I forsee a great innovation in drinking games here. I'm almost serious. Really. Kinda.

Hilarity would ensue, I think.