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if you were a candy bar!
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It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. 
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if you were a candy bar!
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If you were a candy bar what would your wrapper say?
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everyone knows that anymore women are not the only ones with 500 pairs of shoes right...............its all about my air force ones j/k
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Men and their Toys
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It's a part of a guys identity, and some women, too. Let's say you meet a guy who's got a great personality and he comes to meet you in a VW Rabbit that's full of trash, you wouldn't be as impressed as one who picked you up in a clean Lexus or Mercedes, eh? As long as it is taken care of and get get to point a to point b.. i am not judging... i am giddy if he at least has one and is picking me up in it... ha ha ha
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They like the entire ensemble to be coordinated and look good... Shoes can go a long way toward setting the mood and the theme for a look... Low heels and flats may be businesslike and professional...athletic shoes may be for comfort or fitness...and high heels can make almost any outfit sexy... both from the look and from the way they change the posture... walk and body language... From jeans to miniskirts...formals to funerals...nothing can say "sexy" and get most men's attention faster than heels...  
Plus....... That is like asking why do men like porn... or fast cars?! Ha ha ha
Boys are dumb? Ha ha JK Speed tempts death and beating death makes you men feel alive. Most porn is free now...if you know where to look You guys like to sport wood... and porn can make that happen anytime...porn chicks do some really messed up sh*t and they act like they enjoy it...you can find porn for any of your millions of secret fetishes... It’s much more difficult to find an actual real life girl who’s into whatever sick sh*t youre into... and ding ding ding...... Women are beautiful... us naked women are even better plus naked women having dirty raunchy sex are the best.... is that it or no??? someone enlighten me please if I am wrong!!! 
 So I am RIGHT then Ronnie?? Hmmm Ha ha ha
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They like the entire ensemble to be coordinated and look good... Shoes can go a long way toward setting the mood and the theme for a look... Low heels and flats may be businesslike and professional...athletic shoes may be for comfort or fitness...and high heels can make almost any outfit sexy... both from the look and from the way they change the posture... walk and body language... From jeans to miniskirts...formals to funerals...nothing can say "sexy" and get most men's attention faster than heels...
Plus....... That is like asking why do men like porn... or fast cars?! Ha ha ha
Boys are dumb? Ha ha JK Speed tempts death and beating death makes you men feel alive. Most porn is free now...if you know where to look You guys like to sport wood... and porn can make that happen anytime...porn chicks do some really messed up sh*t and they act like they enjoy it...you can find porn for any of your millions of secret fetishes... It’s much more difficult to find an actual real life girl who’s into whatever sick sh*t youre into... and ding ding ding...... Women are beautiful... us naked women are even better plus naked women having dirty raunchy sex are the best.... is that it or no??? someone enlighten me please if I am wrong!!!
So I am RIGHT then Ronnie?? Hmmm Ha ha ha
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They like the entire ensemble to be coordinated and look good... Shoes can go a long way toward setting the mood and the theme for a look... Low heels and flats may be businesslike and professional...athletic shoes may be for comfort or fitness...and high heels can make almost any outfit sexy... both from the look and from the way they change the posture... walk and body language... From jeans to miniskirts...formals to funerals...nothing can say "sexy" and get most men's attention faster than heels...
Plus....... That is like asking why do men like porn... or fast cars?! Ha ha ha
Boys are dumb? Ha ha JK Speed tempts death and beating death makes you men feel alive. Most porn is free now...if you know where to look You guys like to sport wood... and porn can make that happen anytime...porn chicks do some really messed up sh*t and they act like they enjoy it...you can find porn for any of your millions of secret fetishes... It’s much more difficult to find an actual real life girl who’s into whatever sick sh*t youre into... and ding ding ding...... Women are beautiful... us naked women are even better plus naked women having dirty raunchy sex are the best.... is that it or no??? someone enlighten me please if I am wrong!!!
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 Well oh my goodness gracious me...the only thing that separates us from the animals is that opposable thumb thangy and our innate ability to accessorize.
 and pee words into the snow....accessorize my %@^%#
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Topic:
Men and their Toys
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so does that mean you would never go to a car show with me?
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They like the entire ensemble to be coordinated and look good... Shoes can go a long way toward setting the mood and the theme for a look... Low heels and flats may be businesslike and professional...athletic shoes may be for comfort or fitness...and high heels can make almost any outfit sexy... both from the look and from the way they change the posture... walk and body language... From jeans to miniskirts...formals to funerals...nothing can say "sexy" and get most men's attention faster than heels...
Plus....... That is like asking why do men like porn... or fast cars?! Ha ha ha  you are to cute!
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because they look nice in the closet !!
j/k
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Ummmmmmmmmmm because we have 12904898732178921 outfits and we NEED THEM!!!
yeah i know i figured as much...i just knew that was coming
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why is it that women feel as though they need 200 pars of shoes
Um because shoes are so cute we need all that we see and like.. You say it like it's a bad thing....
i still love ya
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why is it that women feel as though they need 200 pars of shoes
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Topic:
Men and their Toys
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i love that face...hi Ella 
HowdyHo Ronnie 
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Topic:
Men and their Toys
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i love that face...hi Ella
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Topic:
If you could go anywhere?
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If you could go anywhere in the world for a week where would you go? and why?
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Topic:
Jim's Boobs and Beer Lounge!
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line us all up a shot....hmmmm make us all mind erasers..that should get us going...and could someone do something about this bar fly in my face?
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30 years old and over!
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are we over the hill or what hehe
What
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Topic:
30 years old and over!
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are we over the hill or what hehe
((((Ronnie)))) If your over the hill .......what's that make me??????? Under the hill??????
Lucky.....as in you look young or that I have made it this far? how are are you?
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