Oh, now I refuse to believe that! ;)

I'm sure that someone who is as wonderful as Bellenuit has already found their life partner! :)

Hi Bellenuit! You make some very good points! It is sad how some women feel pressured by society to be with jerks! But hopefully one day we can fix that.

I hope you are having a wonderful day! :)

I am so confused! Just.....Speechless!

The other night I went out with a friend. Unlike me, he is not a FEMINIST and does not always show respect to the ladies, but I am hoping to fix him.

We were out at a club, and I begin start a chat with a vivacious young lady. It soon comes out that she has a boyfriend, that she must be very taken with because she spoke of him continuosly. However, she was a very beautiful lady (on the inside and out!), so I politely listened. After about 40 minutes my friend came over (He was off talking to some other ladies), and the three of us talked for about 20 more minutes.

She was a little tipsy, and started to dance right there. Her movements were very sensual! She said to us: "Admit it, your jealous of my boyfriend."

Before I could offer a polite response, my friend told her...I shudder to write this..."Babydoll, I'm not jealous of your boyfriend. Now any guy who got to bang you then never had to talk to you again, that's the guy I'm jealous of!"

I was horrified! And understandably, she was upset about this, and she proceeded to let him know in no uncertain terms! Since I do not like confrontation, I quickly walked off, thinking she would follow me. But she didn't so after about 15 minutes I walked back to them....AND THEY WERE KISSING! PASSIONATELY!! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN???!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

After I had been so respectful, and he was so rude to her! Needless to say, I was quite upset. So I loudly declared that I was going to leave. He pulled away from her and said he'd go with me, but she grabbed him and wouldn't let him go. I was mystified, confused, and FRUSTRATED as I left. The only thing I can figure is that he used some kind of date rape drug, but I don't want to accuse him of that.

"Hot"? "Do her"? I'm sorry, Sporky. I don't speak Cave-man!

She is a wonderful, vivascious, MODERN woman who makes her own rules! You don't say "no" to a woman like that! ;)

It is my parking spot at the apartment complex I live in. I pay fees for it.

All of the ladies in here are on my side.

What a surprise! ;)

Another victory for FEMINISM!

Sir!!! My FEMINIST group and I will liberate that poor woman you call your "girlfriend"! You are no better than a slave-driver!

And Sporky, if you used that neanderthal brain of yours, reflect on this. Who do you think the lady would be more receptive to: Me, who grasciously gives her my parking spot? Or you, who would psychotically scream obseneties at her as you forced her to inconvenience herself by moving the car?

Why, thank you Suzy!

Respectful Ned - 1

Disrespectful CAVEMEN - 0

;)

Well Sporky, all I can say is I see why you're still single! If this is how you talk to women, I'm surprised you can still show your face!

Sir!!! The gall!! The unmitigated gall!!

I take it you don't date very much!

The other day I get home from a long day at work, and discover someone has parked in my spot! A neighbor was having a get-togetehr, I figured the offender may be there, so I knock on the door and ask whose car it is.

There she was! A modern, vivascious, wonderful woman! She said it was her car, and gave me a look that let me know she wasn't moving it any time soon LOL! I had to drive a couple blocks away to find a place to park, but it was worth it just to meet such a wonderful modern woman!

Yesterday I drive home, and guess who's parked in my spot! This is getting to be a habit! ;)

I think this will be my next move, I just wanted to run it by my friends on here first for approval: I think the next day I leave for work, I'm going to leave a boquet of flowers on my spot, so that when she pulls in to it she'll see them. What I really need to know is what should I write on the card?

African-American women are not interested in Euro-American men because they do not think that Euro-American men are sensitive and emotionally enlightened enough. They think Euro-American men are bigoted, controlling, and not hip. But I want to show her I'm not the typical white male.

What I really need to know, is how do I apologize to her for the evils of my race? I am working on a poem about all that African-Americans have had to go though. I call it "My Noble Sister". I think if I read it to her with the right amount of emotional projection, she will see I am not the typical evil white man.

There is a young lady I've grown quite fond of. However, she happens to be African-American, and I am Euro-American, so I know that normally she would never be interested in me. But I think she will be if she sees that I'm different: that I'm sensitive, emotionally enabled, and that I am sorry for all the evil my race has perpetuated. But what is the best way for me to do this?

I am a heterosexual. Although there's nothing wrong with same-sex individuals!

UPDATE: I haven't heard back from her since I told her my dream of becoming an interpretive dancer. Maybe she left for the day?

I am sorry if I have displeased you.

I have failed as a FEMINIST. :(

I am a little ashamed of that picture, but if you want to catch the mouse you have to show off the cheese. :(

But after years of so-called "men" viewing women as nothing but sex objects, I guess it's only fair that we must now display ourselves in a sexual manner. :(