Any kind that are salted... I like to suck off the salt!

I shall give you a call. If the circus police or carnival patrol doesn't find us first! If they do... were screwed! God I am a smarta$$ tonite aren't I?

What beach you going to down by you or the one up here like by me?

You bet!

I will have to see what we can do.. ya know being newbies and all I don't know if they will allow me too.. or her either. My luck they would put me in charge of cleaning up after the freaking elephants or some $hit no pun intended there huh?
Actually I really do not have a clue what we are doing after breakfast, cutting the lawn and going to Croswell. I heard it is suppose to rain tomorrow afternoon that is why I am doing the lawn in the morning!

The white ones you had on tonite? If so I can handle that! So you want to be buried not cremated huh? Damn now I can't keep your ashes on my mantel to remember you always.

Me not a smart a$$ if I were wouldn't be dumb enough to go join the circus actually we changed out mind we are going to wait and join the carnival when it comes to town instead! lol!

Pancakes for breakfast then...
Well I have to cut lawn in the morning. Then I have to run to Croswell cause I didn't get there today! Then we are running off to join the Circus why?

What was ya thinkin about me for? Miss me that much huh?

You kill me ya know that?

That way I can make sure it happens so you won't come back and haunt me or anyone else...

And what ones are they I shall make a note of that for you!

He is astute enough to also not mention Pre or Post menopause!



Okay okay your right there! I still think is was right on the mark though! I love Andy!

Lexington MI here ... in the thumb by the lake!

In the hood of TC your killing me... farthest thing from the hood you silly man!

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)



As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:



A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.



If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.



Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.



Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.



Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. She already knows what you did!



Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.



Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.





Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.



For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you fellas.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!



Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

I think it is perfect. Nuff said!