Yes, but they still scream DORK!

A type of footwear I love to see on the ladies:

I LOVE it when they wear UGG Boots and panties, and nothing else...thats attractive.

The are two types of footwear that scream "DORK"!

1-Crocs

2-Birkenstock sandals with socks

be my lover....alice cooper.......
sorrry i thought this was the what ur listenin too thread........and i need to slleep

Yep...am presently as a matter of fact.

I believe in marriage.It means diffrent things to diffrent people.To me it means that I'm going to do everything possible to stay committed to the person i marry

Could it be me? I have been in this relationship for about 9 months now. So many things have changed. When we started it was this glorious relationship, with him cleaning, cooking, sex constant, attention, affection. But know that we have "settled" so has he. NONE of the above. He has turned to be a very messy, unsexual, unsocial creature. In most of the relationships that I expierenced, everything seems to change when confortability hits. Yet, he states that i dont appreciate it. I understand that the magic may fade, but love is there but Am I the ONLY 1? How do i approach this without damage?

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happen-ing to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband

i am proud to say: i do like the new hospital in , Roswell, New Mexico. Two Thumbs Up for taking very good care of my dad, so far.

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