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Fri 04/11/08 08:46 PM
he said the only way he would is if rodgers gets hurt.

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Fri 04/11/08 08:44 PM
who thinks brett favre will return?

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Fri 04/11/08 08:40 PM
i know exactly how you feel. my family chased away my ex. she is my soulmate. sometimes i dont wanna go on living without her.

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Fri 04/11/08 08:30 PM



tried to sneak a kiss with pork and beans in my mouth, now that's gross lol
is ur nickname mama bird lol?


LMAO
just wondering lol

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Fri 04/11/08 08:27 PM

tried to sneak a kiss with pork and beans in my mouth, now that's gross lol
is ur nickname mama bird lol?

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Fri 04/11/08 08:25 PM
um well one time at a beach i had sex with my exgirlfriend in front of everyone. it was great!!

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Fri 04/11/08 08:22 PM
well currently im playing call of duty 4 online. im waitong for the new socom to come out so i can resume owning everyone. snipers beware im the best!!

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Fri 04/11/08 06:11 PM

Just got back from work so now i'm going to count my money and cry at how little i made.
so how is momma bird?

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Fri 04/11/08 06:07 PM
oscar meyer(kraft) is in big trouble here. big lawsuit against them.

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Thu 04/10/08 10:56 PM

a nuclear warhead
wheres robin?

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Thu 04/10/08 10:51 PM


handcuffs and a map

nothing - she's naked noway
hmmm. handcuffs and a map. im scared now lol

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Thu 04/10/08 10:48 PM
ill guess a reciept and some gum

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Thu 04/10/08 10:44 PM
when i have a girlfiend its my number one goal to make sure she has one before i do.

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Thu 04/10/08 03:09 AM

One of my first girlfriends used to like jumping onto my lap and farting. She thought it was the funniest thing ever.
lol

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Thu 04/10/08 03:06 AM
i hate girls like that. i like having fareting contests with my girlfriend. when i have one that is.

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Thu 04/10/08 03:01 AM
mama bird is stuck in my head now lol.

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Thu 04/10/08 02:59 AM
thats like the funniest sh-t ive heard in a long time.

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Thu 04/10/08 02:55 AM

Well if details you want details you shall get.

i had been talking with this girl for some time, and we finally decided to go out o0n a date. So i take her to this decent little restaurant where everything is going well. Good conversation, the whole nine yards. Our food comes out ,i got a new york strip, she ordered some pasta plate. Things are still going well. I look down to cut a piece of my steak, and when i look up shes giving me the look like hey gimme a smooch. So of course i lean in for one. Then mama bird tries to force some linguini into my mouth. I maturely backed away knocking over my water and spitting like taz from loony tunes. After that i didn't take my eyes off of her in fear that she migt try some other weird stuff. I dropped her off at home, then proceeded to start my career in beer pong at the local bar.
allright man enough lol. i dont know how much more my ribs can take from me laughing.

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Thu 04/10/08 02:47 AM

never swapped a mint or gum in tonsil hockey?

we need more details. was this steak or chocolate mousse?
how about a description of your date? i'm assuming that
since mamabird is still in the directory that she had a
pretty tail, nice coloring or a sweet song.

there are plenty of situations where one might get exposed
to a little extra chocolate sauce, whipped cream, peppermint
and strawberries but mostly it is in S&D.

does this mean we have to move this thread now?!

laugh
lol um ok where is this going. see what u started lol

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Thu 04/10/08 02:46 AM
well thx for the good laugh man. no offense but that **** is funny.