elvistheking


elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Fri 03/28/08 12:22 AM Topic: U.S.-China Relations
far too long and no one cares

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Fri 03/28/08 12:19 AM Topic: this is a must read!!!!!!!!!
yea I know your in a loss of words I am that damn good I'm gonna' go out on a limb here.... Lemme' guess, you're a white guy that TRIES to dance too....? i am a white guy that can actually dance quite well, but i don't....after all i'm a friggin white guy...

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Fri 03/28/08 12:17 AM Topic: one stupid red-neck
a guy gets a parking ticket and he has to go to court to pay it...he doesnt have a ride so he steals a car...they find out he stole the car and searched and foung meth and weed...he says that that was prescribed to him. that was my father

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Fri 03/28/08 12:15 AM Topic: Lesson in Lonely
Don’t touch me. If I just want to share skin I can touch anybody it's good to be a woman is it not...guys do not have it that easy...we gotta work for it or we are a$$holes to the status quo

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Fri 03/28/08 12:07 AM Topic: if you could..
anal telepathy

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:59 PM Topic: Person above yous perfession by picture? Edited by elvistheking on Fri 03/28/08 12:00 AM
What do you think the person above you would do for a living? not spell profession correctly...no wait, that was you

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:53 PM Topic: I am a writer
i too write and that, i'm sorry to say, was fickle and ridiculous

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:51 PM Topic: Cheaters
people used to get shot or stabbed for cheating at cards....food for thought...what has this society come to?

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:49 PM Topic: Cheaters Edited by elvistheking on Thu 03/27/08 11:50 PM
cheaters should burn in hell, my ex-wife is hopefully there now i am sure you are familiar with the other term for a female dog...she was and is one.

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:42 PM Topic: How do you know when... Edited by elvistheking on Thu 03/27/08 11:44 PM
Your out of love with someone. that depends if you end up married or not...initially love is a feeling, the butterflies in the stomach when they are near, not being able to stop thinking of them, smiling at just the thought of them, wanting to be with them at all times, but once you are married...i have always believed it is a commitment...a couple married 60 years does not feel all of the forementioned feelings anymore, but they are committed to oneanother and are truly still in love....your attitude about it is why divorce is so prevalent in society today. (i don't mean to single you out and offend) now if the fella is beating the crap out of you or staying drunk or cheating...please disregard.

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:36 PM Topic: ronnie
run ronnie run is tight....mr.show.... i knew it was not just me...i am assuming (unfortunately) most of the people i know, are just lame.

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:34 PM Topic: Best place to meet good woman?
church is a great place to meet a good woman not at my church...it's a sausage fest...

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:33 PM Topic: Best place to meet good woman?
any store on planet earth... i have heard that many times...i just feel so lame looking there...it is true though

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:32 PM Topic: Best place to meet good woman?
What are the best places to meet quality women ? i.e smart , beautiful , faithful , funny.. i am starting to believe women of that caliber are mythical creatures

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:30 PM Topic: Best place to meet good woman?
What are the best places to meet quality women ? i.e smart , beautiful , faithful , funny.. CHURCH,,,,where I don't attend,lol,lol

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:29 PM Topic: ronnie
i have owned the dvd since it came out years ago.. obviously, you like?

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:27 PM Topic: ronnie
anyone ever seen run ronnie run?....most people i know have never even heard of it and it is funny as hell...you would be doing yourself a favor to check it out

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 11:18 PM Topic: Psychostick - Beer
what a wonderful beverage is beer...nectar of the gods

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 10:44 PM Topic: would you date
yup, wouldnt matter to me. i would just have to re-educate her, and let her know her place is in the kitchen, barefoot, and pregnant Rob is clearly angling for a spanking. Has it been that long? for a goat... you are pretty hot

elvistheking Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 63	Thu 03/27/08 10:42 PM Topic: would you date
someone who still needed to go to a school to have a career? of course...how shallow do you think we are?

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