Do you want stuffing ?

A blonde and her husband are asleep when the phone rings, she answers it. After a few minutes the blonde says,"I don't know. That's like two thousand miles away," and she hangs up the phone.


"Who was that?" asks her husband.


"It was some woman asking if the coast was clear!"

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Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around,
giving the barman hundred dollar tips and buying drinks for everyone. He was
surrounded by a crowd of adoring women.

The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little man that
would jump from the rich guy's pocket. The little man would run up and down
the bar, kicking over the bowls of peanuts and giving people the finger. Then
the little guy would jump back into the man's jacket for a while.

The barman went over and asked the guy what was up. So the rich guy says,
"Well, let me tell you a little story. I was walking along a beach one day, and
I come across this lamp. I rub it, and a genie popped out. I got three wishes,
so my first wish was to be fabulously wealthy. Then I wished for a harem.
You can see I got both."

The barman asks, "So what about that little guy in your jacket?" "Oh, that,"
mumbles the rich guy. "That's the twelve-inch prick I wished for!"

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Maybe he has a secret twin

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Stick to the forums and you'll be ok there

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Juvenal.

Your prayer must be for a sound mind in a sound body

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa ?

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Next to where a six year old girl lives there’s a plot of land and one day builders arrived with diggers, trucks and a lot of other equipment.
Out of curiosity she goes to see what they are doing and after a few days they give her her own hard hat and a trowel and she’s doing little jobs for them.
At the end of the week the builders put some loose change together to give her a pay packet.
She takes this home to show her Mum who asks what she is going to do with it and she doesn’t know so her Mum suggests opening a bank/building society account.
Off she trots to her nearest Halifax branch and tells the cashier what she’s been doing.
The cashier asks if she’ll be helping them next week and the girl sighed and said:
It depends on those w*****s at Jewson’s delivering the f****** bricks.

I have the same interests as your good self but we live too far apart otherwise we could be hiking buddies.
Can we keep in touch as just online friends please nto talk about walking ?

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