I shook a ketchup bottle, not realizing the cap was loose, at a restaurant. Needless to say, I nailed about 6 patrons inadvertently and my face was as red as the ketchup that landed on them....

Oh, and alternatives. I know it's squishy but break out the open minds, whip out the pocket protectors... I'm uh, gonna go start some coffee.

This is a bit lengthy but it's a true story and I was reminded of it last night while talking to my cousin on the phone. Back in the early 80's I was living in Rockingham North Carolina and me and several friends would pile into my cousins van and head as far into the woods as we could get and stay there all day drinking beer, smoking pot and listening to music. One particular time there was 5 of us in the van and one of those guys was named Binky Miller (I'm not kidding). We headed into the woods just over the South Carolina state line and partied most of the day. Binky announced he had to go take a sh*t. He walks away and when he returns he had sh*t all over the back of his shirt and pant. What he had done was after he finished he fell back in "it". My cousin (who is a real redneck) tells Binky he's not riding back to Rockingham in the van and sure enough we left him. There is only one gas station and it's right at the Stateline and between the 4 of us we had 5 dollars lol. We were dead on E so we needed gas. We give the money to a guy named Bobby to go pay for our gas. Well un knowing to us Bobby goes in the store and walks around and walks out without paying for the gas. We get all the way back to Rockingham and a sheriff pulls us over. He said we had stolen the gas and he was going to escort us back to the Stateline and watch us pay for the gas. We drive all the way back to the store and this time we paid for the 5 bucks in gas. We again head back to Rockingham but we get about 2 miles from the gas station and run out of gas lol. We all 4 get out, drunk and high and begin hitchhiking. Here comes a speeding pick up truck with Binky Miller standing on the back with both middle fingers in the air and he yells "F*CK YOU YOU SONS A B*TCH'S " as they sped past! All you could see was Binky's sh*tty shirt tail flappin in the wind. My cousin and I talked about that last night and I still laugh till I cry when I think about it. Oh the things I have seen.

my lamest job is my current job. I work for directv as technical support... and it sucks ALOT! LOL

I sold cash machines to strip clubs.... oh ya, that was alot of fun....... I got more job offers from that job than I've ever had in my life....(icky....)

shoveling pig crap for 55 hogs

about 9 days

My my okay we know she was very upset and truthfully the way the person on the other line did not handle things professionally. So sure we can all understand how she felt. Yes not all Police Officers handle things this way. One we really don't know if it was an Officer or a Civilian handling the call.

Myself I have the highest respect for Police Men & Women as well as Firemen.

Don't you all think that this one has been hammered into the ground just a bit much?

Regardless in what Profession there will be good ones and bad ones.

We all get upset at times and need to vent.

But.... sometimes we have to overlook the way things get worded. Yes I will admit it could have been worded totally different and we would have all taken it different. But.. it was not and we took it the way we wanted to. Now sit back take a deep breath we have all said our opinion no reason in bashing our opinions into the ground.

Let this one cool off a bit I assure you she did not mean it the way most of us might have taken it.

Smile all and take a deep breath and enjoy the day!!

Okay, so you pretty much got ":conversation"

Try living and growing up with it every day, and to see on disrespect it? You would be much worse than me I bet...