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Got any funny stories you like to share?
I was out out local dive with friends chugging beer, when someone told a very funny joke. I laughed so hard that I projectile vomitted on the guy across from me, a big biker dude. He was coverd in suds. The owner came out laughed, and bought us a round of drinks. |
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I shook a ketchup bottle, not realizing the cap was loose, at a restaurant. Needless to say, I nailed about 6 patrons inadvertently and my face was as red as the ketchup that landed on them....
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farts, luggies, poop, all that gross stuff
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I shook a ketchup bottle, not realizing the cap was loose, at a restaurant. Needless to say, I nailed about 6 patrons inadvertently and my face was as red as the ketchup that landed on them....
Yes! love that. Ketchup goes bad, shoots everybody |
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Okay, as to breaking wind....
A long time ago, my sister said she didn't fart. So, I asked if that was why she was so darn fat......
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First day of training at Steak & Ale. I'm done for the day, I go to the ladies room. What do I see? Someone stood on the toilet sit and put their ass cheeks against wall and ****e all over. I was laughing so hard, not my job! Manager sent the dishwasher in to clean it. After he cleaned the wall, he quit and walked out.
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We're all sitting around my friends bar one afternoon telling jokes and taking turns buying rounds. One all of a sudden we smell something foul. The green smog was lingering. We look around to see who could have done it, lighting matches to mask the smell. One guy is missing and in the bathroom. Ends up being my future husband
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Edited by
bunnykins
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Tue 04/08/08 07:11 AM
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We take a trip to the Bahama's with 10 ppl. All inclusive. The bartenders get us all together for a hot shot. It ends up being hot sauce and tequila. One of our friends does one, backs away from the bar, than bolts towards the bar with force. The hot shot melts his denture cream and his teeth goe flying on the bar, scaring the daylihgts out of the bartenders. I went back to the resort 3 years later and they remembered me fromthat incident.
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ah come on, somebody has to have some kind of gross and funny story
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  not me ...I am an angel
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Poop
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Where's the poot guy?
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