when She is Shopping Useless things and then she does'nt found her wallet. . . |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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mother at 16 hav 2 chance 2 b grandmother at 32 |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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there is always 1animal who hate ur everything and that called as wife. |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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never trust on fb girl |
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I hate that möment when she is Infrnt of me : bt ignoring me. #sad |
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i hate that moment when Other pal enjoying! that just in bar_bara s music |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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People who live in glass houses should close the curtains before going to the bathroom. The Pollen Count.......That's a difficult job!!! NEVER give up your seat for a lady........That's how I lost my job as a bus driver. ![]() Was at my new girlfriends for Christmas dinner. Her mother said, "How many potatoes would you like?" I said, "Just the one." She replied. "You don't have to be so polite." I answered, "Okay. I'll just have one you fat cow!" ![]() In my family, I'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older than me!!! They are mixed race parents. My father prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ![]() I was wondering...... Why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? ![]() And then it hit me. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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that awkwrd moment wen u 4get there name and they ask did u remember me . . .. . I just hmmmn . .yah i knw |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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bitc* that was trailor U cant handle my whole attitude. |
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that awkwrd moment wen u Relise that you was Pronouncing that word wrong 4 ur whole life |
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i hate that moment . . . . #when Hollidays comes On Sunday ! ! ! ! |
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i hate that moment when the guys with u not enjoying ur #fav comedy show. . . . . |
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i hate that moment when you realize you came into a thread you wish you hadn't. |
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I hate that annoying moment/people when they said we ruled the word |
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I hate that moment when my family plan 31party when I had already make my plan 2 go out with my Bu!)!)ies
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Funny Facts <3 <3
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I Hate that moment wen my fevourate songs play on my headset and my bus just 2 drop me. |
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Watched Indias Ol Ining but nt got to experience anythng that thrill wen u was In Team #"SACHIN"
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Topic:
UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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bye bye 2012 [/red] |
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that awkword moment u r using ua friends washrum n that fl#sh dont work. . . |
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Dad- what are you seeing son? Son- cricket. Dad- is "SACHIN" playin? Son- no he is not. Dad- well that's not cricket.. |
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