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I dnt hav THAT GUD personality. . . But wen i m in. . . .am in. . .nd nobody pull me out |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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the ProBLem with world is . . . They make paper from tree to write on it . . . . . SAVE Tr33 |
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U r Standig b/w 2 fat persons . . . In mall counter que. . . |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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1st they make SOFT BREAD EASY TO EAT Then they use toster to make it terribly hard. . . Y? |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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1st they make SOFT BREAD EASY TO EAT Then they use toster to make it terribly hard. . . Y? |
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SHOUTOUTS
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Had a bingo day. . . . . Online chat, cricket, tv, beach , and no boss around 2day. . . . . . PERFECT ACCIDENT 4 ME LOL |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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If animals hav brain! ! ! cow makes own milk cheez so am saying y u dnt lyk 2 make cheez. . . /reader |
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That awkward moment, when u r busy in serious meeting And u got urgent call on silent. . . . . 2 many msg sayin call me. . . . U cll 2 stp every1 4 sec. And dnt found anythng serious abt that call. . . . . |
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want online friends
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FRIENDSHIP |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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the said Dream big Last ni8 wat a boobies are around my dream :p
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SHOUTOUTS
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Just Had a Cold ni8. . . GOOD MORNING india n gud ni8 Usa |
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That awkwrd moment Wen u r Using bad word about sumbudy n then u realize that that BASTARD stand behind
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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They told me Alcohol Kill man Slowly Slowly yes i dnt wana die fast. . . . |
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Boy Friend: “Babe, What Are You Doing?” Girl Friend: “ Coming back from church, Tired Just GoingTo Sleep Now Honey, What About You Sweetheart?“ . . ... . . . Boy Friend: “In The Club, Standing Behind You Honey.“ |
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Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and yourdog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and yourdog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. |
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That awkward moment wen u stand up with ua parent nd suddenly group of boy's with cigarets nd beer try 2 gv u hi5. |
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that awkwrd moment wen u R in bus and the lady asking ur sit. . U r nt luking in her eyes & just b sit |
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SHOUTOUTS
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Just Rejected for Interview WHY. . . they asked Players name And I said my X GF's NAME |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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Prez_21 "I m So Serious About Being Funny." So this is your headline and I see you used a lot of "one liners" however most of them seem only funny to you. Most of them I don't even understand. It looks like you are just throwing "something" out there. You need to work a little more on the being funny part. |
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