sounds like one hell of a party can I come over

Okay! I'll try to keep this short.

Wednesday my dad picked up my godmother, whom we haven't seen in 20 years.

Friday, he announced that they're getting married this coming Wednesday and that I get the condo and my sister gets the furniture! Sweet!

Saturday, I'm about to go to sleep, on the couch, when my Godmother, future step-mom comes out in the living room stark naked! and says, "I'm naked." Then proceeds to keep me up for the next 5 hours, 3 of which she remained naked for, talking about her life and how she may be a mass murderer and various other thoughts that run through her head.

Sunday, today, we celebrated Easter, at which time my sister brought her b/f over to meet everyone. Poor guy was here 15 minutes before he said, "Ummm, can I have a drink please?"

Only 3 more days to go! Can't wait to see what happens!

I am at a loss. proceed

I am game dude if you can handle me

my family all wear versace, armani, etc, and pay your family to clean up after them, and bathe them.

yea i was born in 85

My best friend in the whole world is a girl.

She's smart, funny, gorgeous, and we've never had an arguement in the 8 years that I've known her. That may change soon however.

I know everything about her, and everything that she's done or not done. She has a bad habit of hooking up with the wrong men. Sure some are good looking or successful, but most have one thing in common, they are scum. She always invites me out someplace, and there is always a guy she knows groping her, smooching, whatever. In fact, she seems out of place without a guy's hand on her ass. It's degrading, and also insulting to me since I have no interest that way in her, but am forced to watch the show. Am I less of a man, because I don't tell her off?

She could have so much more, but I'm beginning to think she does'nt deserve it.

I have other friends telling me to quit wasting my time with her, but how can you tell somebody to get lost when they have'nt screwed you over?

lmao

So white chocolate or dark ????

any girl interesting in chatting for a little bit?

and there both hot
but one likes rice krispies and the other corn flakes
how will you ever choose?

And have nothing to post about. Because I suck.

And I usually can think of topics. Even if theyre obscure.

And people talk to me when I post a lot.

But now I'm bored and drawing blanks. ><

Okay, I found some Swiss Miss hot chocolate mix in the cupboard.....it doesn't taste too bad!!!! I couldn't find any vanilla extract. You guys had some AWESOME ideas!!! Thanks for trying to help a brotha out!!!! Trust me erowid bro....I'm staying the course!!!!