Her man is a cop.

Your county sucks. I drink beer in my front yard and on my porch all the time. I don't taunt the coppers though. Last time I taunted the police I ended up face down with a knee in my back and handcuffs slapped on my wrists.

booty call.

Anal.

No, a bit too dumb is more like it.

I smoked a joint with Jimmy Gestapo last summer so that makes me more punk than all of you.

They probably thought you were strange.

Jack and Jill walked up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter...

The Pats really blew it in the Super Bowl.

Hi Twitch. You are an Italian goddess.

Answer my question hell kitten.

Take me home country roads
To the place where I belong...

You guys must be swingers or something.

post pics of nipple piercings so I can make an informed decision on what you should do about this matter.

I'd like to sprinkle her with sour cream, bacon bits and chives. Then I could eat her like a loaded baked potato.

My band played at the Black Cat. I've been drunk there about one thousand times. Where did you live?

1. crucial bbq

A Bar-b-que that is essential in nature or cannot be avoided as it simply must be done. Must involve large quantities of beer, burgers and killer bud

hell kitten wins.

Anyone in the NOVA, DC area? I'm having a crucial bbq tomorrow. There will be beer drinking in my front yard and there will be plenty of meat. Yes ladies, beer and meat. There will be potato salad and corn on the cob. Bring me whiskey and I'll grill you a steak. I am the grill master, worship me. If you are an attractive lady, you are invited. Maybe there will be an impromptu jam session in my basement again. Maybe there will be late night drunk skateboarding again. Hit me up, come over, and find out. I'll let you drink beer in my front yard and dance in my basement.

..with a heart full of napalm.