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Wed 02/20/08 11:04 PM
Stiff Little Fingers

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Wed 02/20/08 11:01 PM
Costa Rica. Beautiful women, cheap drugs, nice waves.

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Wed 02/20/08 10:59 PM
His French is better than his English.

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Wed 02/20/08 10:38 PM
We're talking about poop and piss here people. Let's stick to the subject.

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Wed 02/20/08 10:21 PM
Let's talk about pissing too. I like pissing outdoors. Something about pissing outdoors is really enjoyable. Marking my territory. Maybe that's why I like it.

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Wed 02/20/08 10:09 PM
your uterus bleeds when you crap?

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Wed 02/20/08 10:08 PM
I just imagined jwell taking a crap and being all embarrassed and such and breathing impure air and that thought made me lol.

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Wed 02/20/08 10:06 PM
Dude, you take 15 minutes to take a crap?


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Wed 02/20/08 10:04 PM
"if i had to suppress something it would definitely be the need to crap people!"

If you suppressed crapping, that would be very unhealthy and uncomfortable.


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Wed 02/20/08 10:03 PM
"and and the cleaning part(u know how it goes down right?"

Yeah we all know how it goes down. We all wipe our asses dude, I hope.

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Wed 02/20/08 10:01 PM
I enjoy a good dump from time to time.

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Wed 02/20/08 10:00 PM
This is fun.

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Wed 02/20/08 09:56 PM
There's some hot mormons where you live.

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Wed 02/20/08 09:50 PM
I'm looking for someone who makes good lasagna.

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Wed 02/20/08 09:35 PM
toe

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Wed 02/20/08 09:34 PM
Yeah, dude I know some slim and pretty girls that would get with you. They cost 200 bucks an hour though.

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Wed 02/20/08 09:12 PM
Can you make good lasagna? If you can, then maybe.

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Wed 02/20/08 08:48 PM
In real life, the wife usually gets fat.

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Wed 02/20/08 08:47 PM
I used to date a chick in a punk rock band. She lives in Brooklyn now. She was a handful, let me tell you. Be weary of those rocker chicks.

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Wed 02/20/08 08:40 PM
I'm afraid of clowns because I was molested by one.












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