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Fri 03/14/08 11:28 PM
please drain my vein...

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Fri 03/14/08 11:27 PM
great main photo. i am totally pervin' your site

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Fri 03/14/08 11:24 PM
pills & alcohol flowerforyou

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Fri 03/14/08 10:20 PM
Kiss your kids & remember why you work as hard as you do!
drinker
"A good day, is any day that you're alive"
Paul Westerburg!

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Fri 03/14/08 10:18 PM
Was that Pearl Jam song about you?

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Fri 03/14/08 10:13 PM

Who likes to dance??Who thinks they suck at it??Who feels like dancing is lame???drinker drinker drinker


Dancin' with myself... oh oh uh uo / oh oh uh uo

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Fri 03/14/08 10:11 PM
I love talking to JSH people. It is theraputic, I always say how it is because I know I ain't gettin' it and the locals that view my stuff are all crazy anyway. The gals in my zipcode never show up on our fun chat. I think they really think this is a dating website. They should stick to Craigslist.

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Fri 03/14/08 09:56 PM
Please don't stab me

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Fri 03/14/08 09:51 PM

welcomedrinker

That is a great main photo. Just the ody.devil

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Fri 03/14/08 09:42 PM

Does coffee count? laugh


I can't believe you are going to stop me from e-mailing you about how hot you are because I'm married, have 2 kids, live in a differnt city and have a big fat head! huh

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Fri 03/14/08 09:37 PM
Saint Elmo's Fire
Less Than Zero
Fly on the Wall
Wild At Heart
..... flowerforyou

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Fri 03/14/08 09:36 PM
Self Mutilation? laugh

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Fri 03/14/08 09:32 PM

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Whats the worst thing about having sex with 8 year old boys?



Getting the blood off your clown suit.




































































































A porkchop

bigsmile glasses


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Fri 03/14/08 09:24 PM
I hug my kids...
But NOT your kids. indifferent

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Fri 03/14/08 09:21 PM



smokin If you set your profile to intimate encounter you will have more responsesdrinker


Wow...really????huh


Where's that thread about lying? laugh

To the OP, you're a good looking guy. Hang in there, take it slow and instead of looking for love, look for friendships. That way a new partnership in life will fall into your lap when its the right time.

You are so right. Notice my ad says "new friends". You are all right. My bride & I will always look for each other at the end of the day just like "saint elmose fire" sax player & crazy *****. Rob Lowe

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Fri 03/14/08 09:15 PM


So, I guess my marital status "seperated" is a major turnoff, or is it my face?
Or my kids, or my location, or my cynicalness, or my big fat head, or what????
Seperated people need love & respect too. huh


Well, I'll have to check with my son on thislaugh But I think "separated" IMPLIES that you are physically and/or emotionally unavailable.flowerforyou

The cynacism and fat head are workable.laugh


It's my big fat head :cry:

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Fri 03/14/08 09:12 PM

you will be fine

Wow, I just jumed 10 points, like that on my profile perv meter! drinker

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Fri 03/14/08 09:10 PM
So, I guess my marital status "seperated" is a major turnoff, or is it my face?
Or my kids, or my location, or my cynicalness, or my big fat head, or what????
Seperated people need love & respect too. huh

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Fri 03/14/08 08:07 PM

It sounds like happy to me! drinker

Thanks for the support bro! drinker

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Fri 03/14/08 08:06 PM

Elvis, Elvis... smokin drinker

Hey: Job well done today, diapers are clean, similac is made for tomorrow, got tickets to They Might Be Giants for me & My 7 year old tomorrow. A little relax is deserved. Now partaking in this JSH thing is questionable. laugh flowerforyou

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