I'm south of the UK .. It's that whole east/west issue that presents trouble.

Welcome, WELCOME

hahaha ... Told you I'd leave someone out by mistake.

You know I love you, The Captain .. heck, even Tenille!

Did you Zach Galifinakis on the roof when you shot the Ghost Bar photo outside? I think he has my rufalin.

I'll pay for the airfare if you'll buy me 100 shares of Guinness.

I think this qualifies you as a Mingler my friend.

Sorry you lost a wife. That's a big challenge to navigate.

Here, here Emmy ... You're a good and loving soul. Your husband-to-be-named-later will appreciate that you are fastidious about whom you choose to give your heart.

Now go put on your footy pajamas and get to work on BT's web of network glitches.

Thos thread is old school baby ... Pats, Myka, Lex, Melody, Harmony, SingMe and Mikey ... We are only missing Auburn, Water and Lee before this can be archived. (Hope I got nearly everyone; I'm slow today.)

And what ever happened to Myrtle Beach Dude?

What if I'm a polygamist but divorce only one of my harem? Does that make me divorced, married, single, or just masochistic?

BTW, only about 6% of relationships that can be defined as committed at some point actually survive 20 years. Therefore, the vast majority of us are failures. It only really defines us as human.

Sometimes, divorced says more positive things about character than staying married. It means you had the guts to admit you deserve to be optimally happy - assuming you have tried earnestly to reconcile.

I'm never scared of people who admit their own fragility. One person's garbage is another's treasure, as they say.

Bring on the drama!!

Steer clear of Arizona then baby.

I wouldn't even drink the tea - just to be safe.

Is there a paper trail in a legal file cabinet somewhere?

Perhaps one with evidenciary pictures of an adult nature?

I'm making a scrapbook for the inmates in San Quentin and I'm sure they'd be interested to live vicariously through my party dawg-ette Myka.

YEAH .. Like you need Veags to commit crimes against nature.

You know, well-behaved women rarely make history.

NOR an appearance on my interweb cam

I'll answer that query in November Myka.

Yeah kiddos ... We're back in the sadlle.

We're a bit slow on the uptake but screw it, Mingle has the server space and we are going to UUUUUUSE it.

I don't know man, I'm more of an opposites attract kinda' guy. That's why Melody and Myka refuse to marry me ... They both can read.

very well then .. I thought I could count on you. Underneath that silky blond mane is an adroit cerebellum affixed to a functional medulla oblongata. Your gray matter Melody, well, errr, matters.

Your other parts are in top form also. Even your nose looks very olfactor-"y."

Hope I spelled all that correctly. I'm working sans-net today.

You are always a pragmatist Goof. I respect that immensely.

That line was supposed to be a spin on the famous declaration in "Cool Hand Luke" but I guess it was a reach in that no one picked up on it.

What we have here is ... failure to procreate.

Hello? Is this thing on?

I disagree with Melody.

But she probably expected that.

I've never dated anyone who lacks complications in some respect - legal, financial or otherwise. You have to decide if that person is worth the pain.

If they aren't, I suggest no-strings-attached lovin.' That has always ended well ... starting with Glenn Close in the 80s.