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Tue 05/13/08 01:13 PM
Edited by GuideHenri on Tue 05/13/08 01:15 PM
This whole idea is far more insulting to women than to men.

It assumes that she must be a mercenary calculating slut.

Ok it also assumes he is a poor b^rstard who can only get laid by paying for it one way or another, but that is pure envy.

Now I was married to an evil slutb1tch who was humpimg wealthier men behind my back the second it was turned, but an innocent (or stupid) part of me wants to believe that not all females are like that.

(I also believe in the great pumpkin and that politicians want the best for us.)

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Tue 05/13/08 02:46 AM

okay, does the link work or not???


laugh

Nope

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Tue 05/13/08 02:40 AM

In my book, we are already at war with Iran, because several months ago our dear decider in Cheif announced that he was authorizing the CIA to begin covert ops in Iran.

There seems to be something wrong here.

COVERT ops, and he ANNOUNCED it ?????

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Tue 05/13/08 02:32 AM
A good imagination, a little gentle exercise, and it's about 15 minutes. :tongue:

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Tue 05/13/08 02:28 AM

Situations vary.


When I was younger I loved older men. Some still light my fire.


It's not for us to decide. :)


As long as the older man is happy, it's all gravy.

flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :smile:

AND
I'm poor, so no-one would think you were in it for the money. happy

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Tue 05/13/08 02:22 AM


Yes LOVE it.happy happy happy

Just need more customers and money.ohwell


flowerforyou I hope you get more customers.

Thank you Sweet and Strong,
Fancy booking a private tour of France? :smile: :heart: :smile:

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Tue 05/13/08 02:19 AM


Meaningless sex, that's the answer.

No-one gets hurt. (Unless you like it that way)

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Tue 05/13/08 02:14 AM
Yes LOVE it.happy happy happy

Just need more customers and money.ohwell

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Tue 05/13/08 12:48 AM
Of course no-one should tell her.

It will only hurt her pointlessly. She loves me and is far happier not knowing.

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Fri 05/09/08 08:59 AM


Find Mr. Slightly Handsome, Highly Intelligent, and Moderatly Romatic.

Not necessarily in the order.


Hello,
Do being broke and enjoying wine and food a little too much matter?
flowerforyou

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Fri 05/09/08 03:49 AM

I LIKE MY COFFEW LIKE MY WOMEN-HOT AND SWEET

Black or white?

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Fri 05/09/08 03:07 AM
Edited by GuideHenri on Fri 05/09/08 03:08 AM

Ezekiel 16:49
" 'Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.


Wow I have completely misunderstood sodomy all these years.

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Fri 05/09/08 03:02 AM
A threesome with twins.
:tongue:

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Fri 05/09/08 02:51 AM
Saying he predicted a king's death might be stretching it.
The king in question was Henri II. He was killed in a joust when Gabriel Montgomery's lance broke and a sliver of wood pushed through the visor and pierced the king's brain.

The quatrain ran ;-

The young lion shall overcome the older one,
on the field of combat in single battle,
He shall pierce his eyes in a golden cage,
Two forces one, then he shall die a cruel death.

Not exactly specific.
Nostradamus' words can usually be twisted to fit thousands of possible events AFTER the fact. In this case the number of eyes pierced doesn't match.

Why not send a letter;

"Hey your most chritian majesty,
Don't go jousting with any Scotsmen in the Marais district."

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Tue 04/22/08 07:03 AM
laugh laugh

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Tue 04/22/08 07:01 AM
Missed the joke
Mail it to me.

Humour should have no taboo subjects.

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Tue 04/22/08 06:22 AM
Edited by GuideHenri on Tue 04/22/08 06:23 AM

we met on this website he came down and we spent two weeks together and we hit it off and before he left he asked me to marry him


Congratulations
It sounds as though it will last.





Maybe as long as a year.

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Sat 04/19/08 02:58 AM

Wonderful

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Sat 04/19/08 02:40 AM
laugh

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Sat 04/19/08 02:38 AM
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