God: tries to make your life hell
You: Come out as devil king to become his equal and challege his authority
God: What?

Thank you for replying kind stranger. I feel happy.

Well, I decided to go for half of option 1. I shaved my head and will never think of women, but I decided not to become a monk.
I am leaving my profile here and will come online for 5 secs everyday so that it wastes time of fakes that message me first.

I will be rambling my thoughts in this post, read at your own risk!
Hi, I have been here for 3 days, and now I feel only two things
1) Shave my head and become a monk and go to meditate in the himalayas while never having thoughts of women again
2) Write a program to make a bot that sends troll responses to all those fake business profiles trying to recruit me for a male escort position

I have never dated anyone in this life of mine (Am I too late now to try?) and I was surprised that online dating is so easy here with the number of matches I am receiving. I was not more wrong. all fakes. Guess this is just silly thing people do to pass time and new kind of prank and counter prank. Losing hope in this society. Not sure if I should play along or wait patiently to have some exposure.
Seriously, how difficult is it to be able to talk to someone of opposite sex without paying up?