Don't knock this til you try it but make a PB sandwich then dip it in your bowl of chili.....yummy!!!

Bless you, I feel for ya!

Oh and Grandpa hairs in and around a mans ears....ewwwww...!!

Ignorance....I am a 911 dispatcher and I hear it all.

you are not right.

Thats awesome, isn't it great when some of our dreams come true? Best of luck to you.

I am a curvy girl who used to be an over 300 lb girl. I was always told I had a pretty face and I never had trouble getting a date. Now, that I am smaller but curvier, I still don't have trouble with men being attracted to me. I think the idea of "skinny" girls is pretty much out. Now don't get me wrong, I could stand to lose another 20 lbs but that is my preference, not theirs. I honestly believe alot of how you look on the outside stems from how you look on the inside. I have a great personality and I don't let people judge me or talk down to me, never did. Stay true to yourself no matter what size you are and it will reflect in your relationships. The shallow "got to have the skinny girl types" will move on anyway and the nice guys will notice both your mind and your body. Aren't those days of giving it up on a first date over anyway? For some they are I guess. Anyway, just my opinion and we all have one.

Very cute...

I really enjoyed this, thank you for the link. What an inspiring man.

"In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight". From Pretty Woman

Mini blinds

grocery isle?

Hi, nice to meet you...

Awww, don't be angry....why you freesin?

There were two babies...hopefully, they will get their looks from their mother cause Mark Anthony is a homely man.

Mr Clean impersonator?

Bulldogs, mascot a bulldog....

Jlo had her babies! Just in case you didn't know, now you do.

Hi, how ya been?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? What with elections coming up, we should all decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republican and Souther Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obsenitites, raises the knife and charhes you. You are carrying a Glock 40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Democrats Answer:
Well, thats not enough info to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me?
If I grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republicans Answer:
Bang!!!!!!

Southern Republicans Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"