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Mon 05/19/08 06:39 AM

I just remembered this one

she told me this after a year

You don't have the resources to be with melaugh laugh laugh laugh as she slowly got herself in subprime mortgage syndrome
she wanted someone to provide for her leave a 20 on the dresser next time

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Mon 05/19/08 06:36 AM



All poetry except Haiku's sux

laugh :wink:


Hey watch it! You clearly have never read my love poems.laugh


Love poems? You mean like sonnets?

EEEWWWW! Icky, Icky, Icky!!!! Cooties! EEEWWWW!
j/k laugh
I like dirty lymrics on unclean bathroom walls

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Mon 05/19/08 06:35 AM

"I don't want to ruin our friendship."

means: "You don't have a chance."
Or I don't want to see you naked

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Mon 05/19/08 06:33 AM

I think you are a nice guy, but I am just not attracted to you the way I should be for us to be in a relationship.

Translation: You are a doormat, you kiss sloppily, and the sex is thirty three and a half seconds of rabbit like movements.
lol or find you has attractive has the cold virus under a microscope

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Mon 05/19/08 06:32 AM



ok,..you guys are the experts,.,

What does it mean when he says,..

I don`t know what I want,..
he knows what he wants it is just not with you

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Mon 05/19/08 06:20 AM
This is great I love all the comments ....


you don't have to spend the night ... This means the sex was horrid and I don't want to deal with you now or in the morning .....

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Mon 05/19/08 06:18 AM

I have a lot of work and an early meeting tomorrow, but I can come in for a quick drink.

Translation: I want to come in and get my rocks off and take off before you even find the wet spot. See ya!
LOl that is priceless ..... drinker

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Mon 05/19/08 06:17 AM


I sniff clean laundry and sing in the shower


You are not alone. I washed all my bedding, even my pillows, and you'd think I was a bloodhound. happy

This morning's shower tune was "Living in America" by James Brown...smokin
Mine was dani California by the chili peppers

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Mon 05/19/08 06:16 AM

"I think we should see other people"

Translation: It's over.
Also means I am already seeing other people so you should too ..

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Mon 05/19/08 06:15 AM

I need some Me time.


Means "You're getting on my nerves."
lol or I met someone and want to go out with him and see what is up but don't want you to know yet

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Mon 05/19/08 06:14 AM
I sniff clean laundry and sing in the shower

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Mon 05/19/08 06:13 AM

"It is what it is."

It means, "You're an a-hole."
lol It is what it is means to me that I am not going to commit and I will prob Never commit

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Mon 05/19/08 06:12 AM

"i love being with you"



means...let's keep having naked time.....but i will not fall "in love" with you
lol that is a good one ...

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Mon 05/19/08 06:10 AM

Why?
Simply I see post after post what should I do .. woman and men not wanting to face that it is over ...

Another favorite is one I used to use It is me not you meaning actually It is you and I am just not interested ...

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Mon 05/19/08 06:09 AM



People call me goofy for eating food straight out of cans, but think theres nothing wrong with eating sushi.. At least my food was cooked first... SHEESH.
so you cook everything before eating it ? Yikes

No. What I'm saying is that I eat stuff like spaghettios or ravioli straight out of the can uncooked(by me).
Well that is good to know since cooking somethings could be considered a little psycho ..

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Mon 05/19/08 06:07 AM
We have all heard Let's be friends - meaning simply I am just not into you ... or Lets still sleep together when I am horney or my fav let me keep my foot in the door until someone better comes along - So lets post all those phrases and their meanings and clue in the clueless ....

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Mon 05/19/08 06:03 AM
So he gets yelled at for his desires .. wow was someone pottey trained at gunpoint or just really uptight?

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Mon 05/19/08 06:01 AM

People call me goofy for eating food straight out of cans, but think theres nothing wrong with eating sushi.. At least my food was cooked first... SHEESH.
so you cook everything before eating it ? Yikes

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Mon 05/19/08 06:00 AM
He broke up with you .. the whole lets be friends thing in code for let me keep my foot in the door unless someone better comes along .. move on hit the gas and drive ahead ..

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Mon 05/19/08 05:58 AM

Great post, Shoes! Morning....flowerforyou
thanks doll Laundry day .. cleaning up a bit from the weekend

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