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what women want....
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women want to be spanked with a hairbrush  ...They must be really into their hair.
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what women want....
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 Draconians want women.They taste better than the men and are more tender
....you eat both ways, huh? 
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what women want....
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Women want to be nurtured.  Dude, think; babies want to be nurtured! Women don't want to be breastfed, well at least most of them don't.
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Horse Tales
Edited by
Engraven_Image
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Fri 08/14/09 05:55 PM
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Here's the plan. Walk her around, spend time with her and feed her snacks. The owner asked if I knew anything about training. I don't but I can bs a little, right? I told her I didn't know a lot, but I know if she's that green, you can't just throw a saddle on her. I believe you have to start light. Suggestions? I'm okay with the saddle training, but how do you train for a bridle and bit? I know this is going to take a while and that's fine by me. Part to of my plan once she knows me well (I'm talking months from now) is to try bareback but only if I have a bridle at least.  ...If you're like me, you have A.D.D., and only read this part, that would just sound so dirty minded!
Ha ha. Of course it has to be a guy that points that out |
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duck duck date
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I dated a duck once. But she took off and left me. I am always surrounded with ducks but none of them I find attractive...
*runs like hell only to find himself getting tripped, flying through the air like a duck* ...Mirror, thanks for tripping me you @ss; now she's catching up to me! |
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Topic:
Horse Tales
Edited by
Engraven_Image
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Fri 08/14/09 05:44 PM
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Here's the plan. Walk her around, spend time with her and feed her snacks. The owner asked if I knew anything about training. I don't but I can bs a little, right? I told her I didn't know a lot, but I know if she's that green, you can't just throw a saddle on her. I believe you have to start light. Suggestions? I'm okay with the saddle training, but how do you train for a bridle and bit? I know this is going to take a while and that's fine by me. Part to of my plan once she knows me well (I'm talking months from now) is to try bareback but only if I have a bridle at least. ...If you're like me, you have A.D.D., and only read this part, that would just sound so dirty minded!
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Oh, such life.....
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Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before, how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way, and that so many things that one goes worrying about are of no importance whatsoever... |
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duck duck date
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... All I get is the "Date Beautiful Wild Crazy Pscychotic Gothic Vampire Emo Chicks Here" Banner. I click on it, it takes me to EHarmony!
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what women want....
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Can anyone imagine a guy opening the car door for the woman and it having Lambo hinges??? I so have an A.D.D.!!!
 
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Are UFOs real?
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I seen one lastnight!!! And after it landed in my front yard, an alien standing 4' tall and resembling Jamie Foxx came out of it. It flipped me off, but how do you flip someone off when you only have 4 fingers??? It left singing '99 Luft Balloons' shortly after stealing my birdbath and saying...."We come to kick @ss!" WTF would he take my birdbath for?
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Topic:
Mingle Poetic Justice...
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I just had to throw this into the Poem & Creative Writing section.
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Topic:
Mingle Poetic Justice...
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Come on in,
Just Say Hi Hit the Mingle forums, Your time will fly But beware of Mutual Match, The chick may end up being a guy Remember to watch your profile, and even your posts You never know who will turn up, because everyone here is your host Watch your language and those nudey pics, our site has Mods and they know just who to fix Be who you want to be, or come as you are there's alot of fake profiles, but (unlees you're stupid) you can spot them from afar Just click on everybody's profile, Perve, and add them as a friend don't send too many nudges, or the person may just kick you in the butt again and again So come on in, Just Say Hi Mingle is better than Craigslist, At least nobody here has died Screw Match.com, their people are obsessed with cheeseburgers You'll be more welcomed at Mingle 2, We get along with everyone even the ex-cons or burglars Steal someone's  Heart,
but obey the code If they turn out to be Psycho, Just run around in Stealth Mode So come on in, Just Say Hi Welcome to Mingle 2, Where you will become  famous over night
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Topic:
Lick It Up...
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EI...I KNOW where MY fingers have been...but I'm not so sure about someone else's... 
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Mingle Jingles
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Watch out for the orange monkey, he swings from thread to thread Sending flowers and hearts, with sweet things being said Watch out for the orange monkey, Over your head he will fly He will send you an emoticon or two, Not only if you're a chick, but also if you're a guy! ha ha ha! |
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Lick It Up...
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Well..they are MY fingers and I can suck them any time I want to...right? Of course...but I do think I'd prolly freak out if I saw someone licking off someone else's fingers in public...I mean...GEEZ! Get a room! 
WHAT!?! It's not like it's unsanitary or something!
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Topic:
Mingle Jingles
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Watch out for the orange monkey,
he swings from thread to thread Sending flowers and hearts, with sweet things being said Watch out for the orange monkey, Over your head he will fly He will send you an emoticon or two, Not only if you're a chick, but also if you're a guy! |
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Topic:
Lick It Up...
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i dunno, work it.. if people stare i just pretend im giving oral sex.. whatever. |
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Topic:
Lick It Up...
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I say do it, but with style....
....Very Pervertedly!
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Topic:
Mingle Jingles
Edited by
Engraven_Image
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Sat 08/08/09 01:25 PM
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Come on in,
Just Say Hi Hit the Mingle forums, Your time will fly But beware of Mutual Match, The chick may end up being a guy Remember to watch your profile, and even your posts You never know who will turn up, because everyone here is your host Watch your language and those nudey pics, our site has Mods and they know just who to fix Be who you want to be, or come as you are there's alot of fake profiles, but [(unlees you're stupid)<-Background vocals] you can spot them from afar Just click on everybody's profile, Perve, and add them as a friend don't send too many nudges, or the person may just kick you in the butt again and again So come on in, Just Say Hi Mingle is better than Craigslist, At least nobody here has died Screw Match.com, their people are obsessed with cheeseburgers You'll be more welcomed at Mingle 2, We get along with everyone even the ex-cons or burglars Steal someone's Heart,
but obey the code If they turn out to be Psycho, Just run around in Stealth Mode So come on in, Just Say Hi Welcome to Mingle 2, Where you will become famous over night
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Topic:
Show Me Your Tights!
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Do chicks wear pantyhose anymore? Do guys dig them on women? If a woman dresses for me (no matter how ) oh yeah I dig it 
What are you talking about... Heck, I like it even if she doesn't get dressed at all! 
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