The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a
little more than 66 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an
Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed
onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico .
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up
by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, yearr
1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and
jackasses. I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for
you. It certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

My train of thought derailed----there were no survivors!

For you jackasses that can't see this is in the jokes forum, its in the jokes forum.

3rd party, preferably libertarian.

You underestimate Arizona voters

Watch it every Saturday, I think its pretty good.

Dear Abby ,



I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a

carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in

Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for

growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two

sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have 2 brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at

Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is

currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his 3 children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in

Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fianc� and look forward to

bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest

with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Sincerely,



Worried About My Reputation

Not at the moment, perhaps tomorrow though

"Whiskey bottles and brand new cars
Oak tree you're in my way"

"Inert flesh a bloody tomb
A decorated splatter brightens the room"

"Valhalla waits Valkyries rise and fall
The warriors tomb lie open for us all
A ghostly hand reaches through the veil
Blood and sand we will prevail"

"Time is a piece of wax falling on a termite whose choking on the splinters"

Nice

Discovery Announcement:

The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Pelosium:











Pelosium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.



These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.



The symbol of Pelosium is PU.



Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere

and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.



This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

Besa mi culo

Just statin the facts

Not sure why this was moved to the sports category, has nothing to do with the game other than the title.

I think MO is considering this as well. I think we will see a convention of states within the next 10 years.

I understand what you're saying but as long as voters keep sending the same summabitches back to DC, our grandfathers America will be gone forever.

I was too busy watching the neighbors car rust to watch it.

Iffin you're too lazy to look it up then just blame Obarassment.

I like that, Obarassment

Hope he is the next recipient.

This is Relaxing and Therapeutic. It also helps with some depression!

If he gets stuck just click and drag him to get him moving again.

http://media.y8.com/system/contents/13365/original/Falling_Obama.swf

They also do more kickass illicit drugs and have more butt sex with each other than conservatives.

1) the video has nothing to do with Schmuck shoemer, it was soely about Cruz.

2) The question was whether or not he (Cruz) would run for president which he answered in a round about way by saying "what concerns me right now is..."