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Advice For Men...

Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men...

When I text you
[ It's because I'm waiting for you to call me ]

When I walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]

When I stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]

When I push you or hit you
[ Grab me and don't let go ]

When I start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]

When I'm quiet
[ Ask me what's wrong ]

When I ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]

When I pull away
[ Pull me back ]

When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me I'm beautiful ]

When you see me start crying
[ Just hold me and don't say a word ]

When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]

When I'm scared
[ Protect me ]

When I lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]

When I steal your favorite hat
[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When I tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]

When I don't answer for a long time
[ Reassure me that everything is okay ]

When I look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When I say that I like you
[ I really do more than you could understand ]

When I grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]

When I bump into you
[ Bump into me back and make me laugh ]

When I tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When I look at you in your eyes
[ Don't look away until I do ]

When I miss you
[ I'm hurting inside ]

When you break my heart
[ The pain never really goes away ]

When I say it's over
[ I still want you to be mine ]

When I repost this bulletin
[ I want you to read it ]



- Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her

- When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her

- Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Tease her and let her tease you back

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

Is it possable to understand men? I can figure out some just not all

Yup..Guilty caustions would do it..

too funny..

NO!

I agree He's picky, You fall inlove with ur heart not someones looks!

I could see a man thinking a woman farting with a nipple in her mouth sex.. He has to be on kinky one

Lol How old is chuck?

Omg you guys are sick..Lol what the crap..

Ughh Gross

0o0o0o man moobies

Stick on ur own nipple is that possable? Lol Ok you have to tell me how u stick it lol?

Lol.. Well um yeah ya know..How it goes..Lmao

A case of dildos,blanket, razor