If I put a picture of myself, my email inbox would not be able to handle all the mails.

10

I give you 10 plus 1 bonus, so that is 11 .

worse than cheating, two faced lying, betraying scum.

You will make Hugh Hafner happy.

MOROCCO:
O hell! what have we here?
A carrion Death, within whose empty eye
There is a written scroll! I'll read the writing.
All that glitters is not gold;
Often have you heard that told:
Many a man his life hath sold
But my outside to behold:
Gilded tombs do worms enfold.
Had you been as wise as bold,
Young in limbs, in judgment old,
Your answer had not been inscroll'd:
Fare you well; your suit is cold.
Cold, indeed; and labour lost:
Then, farewell, heat, and welcome, frost!
Portia, adieu. I have too grieved a heart
To take a tedious leave: thus losers part.

Look like you drink a lot of wine.

There is something wrong with this world, when two attractive ladies complain about not having a soul mate.

Believe in romance reincarnation.

Crush me like an empty can of pop.

Are you describing me?