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Tue 01/08/08 06:50 PM
I would be happy to just get the 1st datesad

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Tue 01/08/08 02:01 PM

it was last fall..i had just gotten back from alberta due to another construction detail with the gang..it was late at night when i met my jackie at the airport and we decided to drive to mount-royal(our famous mountain)..we parked the car and walked over to the side because we both loved to pear down the mountain and check out the view..there was no one around us and the need to be with each other was overwhelming..we made love right there..not realizing that there was a older couple watching us fromt he park bench.lol


Too funny!! laugh Hope you got all the enjoyment out of the way before you realized they were watching. Even more so, I hope you two high-tailed it out of there before those two started! noway

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Mon 01/07/08 08:08 PM
2 of yours are the same as mine.

P.S. I don't like chocolateembarassed

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Mon 01/07/08 07:46 PM
I think it's cheating too. If she's just a g/f and never has time for him I'm sure she's got someone she IS making time for. Kick her to the curb and move on.

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Mon 01/07/08 07:21 PM
That is so true Monkeyboy but I wasn't looking for sex; just enjoying the view.

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Mon 01/07/08 07:17 PM
Semiloco, I think you would look even better without the Levi's!love

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Mon 01/07/08 10:19 AM
Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess


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happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: " Elegant
Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sauteed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't f**king think so!laugh

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Mon 01/07/08 10:07 AM
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman
became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He
ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded
to run his hand gently down her side,sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a pointbelow her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one
side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to
do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little
to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of
the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

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