I think Britney Spears would even like football...

she is circa 2001. I'll give you that. But my weave is soooo much better than hers! hahahah

Thank you Deb

ewwwwww! take that back!

hahahaha. No she's not. sorry

YOU DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL?!?!?!

how can you claim to be American???

I'm a chick and even I love football

1.Aries - The Lover
(the Ram - 21 March - 19 April)
* Outgoing.
* Lovable.
* Spontaneous.
* Not one to mess with.
* Funny.
* amazingly good kisser.
* a little adorable.
* Loves relationships.
* Addictive.
* Loud.



2. TAURUS - The funny one

(the Bull - 20 April - 20 May)
* Aggressive.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
* Extremely outgoing.
* Loves to help people in times of need.
* GOOD kisser.
* GOOD personality.
* Stubborn but a caring person.
* One of a kind.
* Not one to mess with.
* Usually are the most attractive people.




3. GEMINI - Irresistible

(the Twins - 21 May - 21 June)
* Nice.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Great listener.
* Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out, especially if someone comes between a friendship or relationship.
* Trustworthy.
* Always happy.
* Loud.
* Talkative.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Outgoing.
* VERY Forgiving.
* Loves to make friends.
* Has a beautiful smile.
* Generous.
* Strong.
* The Irresistible one.




4. CANCER - The Cutie

(the Crab - 22 June - 22 July)
* Most AMAZING kisser...Very high appeal.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Very romantic.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Very creative.
* Outgoing.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Freak.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Spontaneous.
* Great at telling stories.
* Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
* Someone you should hold on to.




5. LEO - The Lion

(the Lion - 23 July - 22 August)
* Great talker.
* Attractive and passionate.
* Laid back.
* Knows how to have fun.
* Is really good at almost anything.
* GREAT kisser.
* Unpredictable.
* Outgoing.
* Down to earth.
* Addictive.
* Attractive.
* Loud.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Rare to find.
* Good when found.




6. VIRGO - The One that Waits

(the Virgin - 23 August - 22 September)
* Dominant in relationships.
* Someone loves them right now.
* Always wants the last word.
* Caring.
* Smart.
* Loud.
* Loyal.
* Easy to talk to.
* Everything you ever wanted.
* Easy to please.
* The one and only.



7. LIBRA - The Sexy one

(the Balance aka the scales - 23 September - 23 October)
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* THE BEST in bed
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Fragile
* Silly, fun,funny and sweet.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Have own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* However not the kind of
person you want to mess with...you might end up
crying.



8. SCORPIO - The Addicted Oversexed Power Freak
(the Scorpion - 24 October - 21 November)

* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Psychotic When ****ed around with
* Great in bed
* Intelligent.
* Loves to joke.
* Very good sense of humor.
* Energetic.
* GOOD kisser.
* Always get what they want.
* Attractive.
* Easy going.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Romantic.
* Caring.



9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

(the Archer - 22 November - 21 December)
* Spontaneous.
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up
crying.




10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

(the Goat - 22 December - 19 January)
* Love to bust.
* Nice.
* Sassy.
* Intelligent.
* Sexy.
* Irresistible.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Great talker.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Cool.
* Extremely fun.
* Loves to joke.
* Smart.



11. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

(the Water Bearer - 20 January - 18 February)
* Trustworthy.
* Attractive.
* GREAT kisser.
* One of a kind.
* Loves being in long-term relationships.
* Extremely energetic.
* Unpredictable.
* Will exceed your expectations.
* Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.




12. PISCES - The Partner for Life

(the Fish - 19 February - 20 March)
* Caring and kind.
* Smart.
* Center of attention.
* High appeal ( aka dead sexy)
* Has the last word.
* Good to find, hard to keep.
* Fun to be around.
* Extremely weird but in a good way.
* Good Sense of Humor!!!
* Thoughtful.
* Awesome lover.
* Loves to joke.
* Very popular.
* Silly, fun and sweet


I'm a libra. I am the sexy one. ow ow! hahahaha

Somebody's been watching too many Ryan Reynolds movies.

The Petco one with the bulldogs and the red toy.

Turn ons: Men with more than one picture (and pictures that aren't taken from 100 ft away); a good "about me" section- none of this "just ask" or "I can't describe myself in a paragraph" of course you can! You were expected to write two pages about yourself when you applied to college

Turn offs: Men with 20+ friends- do they really talk to that many women online or are they collecting friends like stamps or pogs?; When their headline has any of the following in the title- lonely, deparate, horny, sexy, etc.

a pygmy goat.

what is the life span of a goat?

all of this crushing is making me claustrophobic

oooh this could be fun!


Name: Brandi
Alias: Bubbles6597



Relationship Objective: To obtain a relationship with a clinically sane male with whom I can both hold intellectual conversations and share a few laughs.

Downfalls in Relationships:
I don't fall hard or fast. It takes me a while to open up and completely trust someone. Sometimes it is misinterpreted as not caring, even if I love the person very much.

Basic Program

• Computer skills (note: skills, not skillz)
• Fishing
• Horseback riding (mainly contesting and western riding)
• Highland dancing (yes, I have a kilt and sword)
• Canoeing (among other water activities excluding water beds)
• Hardworking (I am a grad student so I am also cheap labor)
• Art (mostly painting and sculpture)
• Honeybees (I know an excessive and unnecessary amount of information about them)
• Sunscreens (see above)

Relationship Experiance

J.M.B.
High School Sweetheart
· Captain of the football team
· 4.0 student
· Member of drama club
· Very good dresser
· Came out of the closet 3 years ago.

C.L.W.
College classmate
· Captain of football team
· Life goal was to become a high school gym teacher
· Great in bed
· Knew he was great in bed
· Everyone else knew he was great in bed too...

J.R.S.
The Ex's Roommate
· Co-Captain of football team (I'm seeing a pattern here...)
· Emotionally a woman
· Thought everyone was inferior to him
· Zero sense of humor. Took life VERY seriously
· Hated my friends
· Wanted to get married right out of college



If you think you can do better then my last 3 guys Please submit in Writing with cover letter why you think You would be better.

Looking for:
· Someone who can make me laugh
· An animal lover
· Someone with life goals and the motivation to see them through
· Someone who embraces my nerdiness
· Likes Being a bit of a geek
· Someone who is straight, faithful, and fun loving

I changed a few things in my profile. Let me know what you think

don't forget about me tooooo!!

you little brown noser!

aww a match made in JSH heaven

Zero. I've had long term boyfriends but I never felt a close enough connection with them to say I was in love with them.

isn't the answer obvious?