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I am NEW
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Hello and welcome!
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shy on the train...
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Are there eye condoms for safe eyesex?
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what would you do with this
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type of email? Hi I was hoping to chat get to know each other and go out on a hot date. lol or at least hook up for a drink. Well hopfully we will sometime do you have more pictures? Sounds like someone harvesting pics and email addresses |
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IN MY PANTS GAME 2 - part 2
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The Incredibles - in my pants
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the penis game
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From Disney:
Penisella Sleeping Penis Penisoccio Beauty and the Penis Penishontas The Little Penis The Penis King The Penis of Noterdame Snow White and the Seven Penises Lady and the Penis |
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the penis game
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fried green penises
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A-Z Animals
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wombat
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Back in highschool, 4 of us broke into the school and dismantled an entire classroom of desks to fit them through the roof hatch. We reassembled them on the roof, complete with the bio lab skeleton seated at one holding a cigarette for all to see the next day.
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A-Z Animals
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Great, the letter 'u'
ummmm the unicorn(?) |
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Another Canadian! Welcome from Windsor!
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OK this is for the guys,
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When they bring their husbands
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I NEED HELP - ASAP!
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did you read the owners manual 
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The THEORY of Evolution.
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YOU WIN. Congratulations. I now admit that I came from pond scum and am a superior monkey man. Take THAT inferior monkey men. 
I feel so much better now.  Now all I have to do is tell the rest of the world they should live it up and hope that evolution blesses us all in 50 billion years with immortality long after I'm dead. I'll get a jumpstart right now and start living in a tree so I can get to growing my tail back.
Who needs SAVING anyhow, the whole human race is fiiiine. I'm just glad that I'll be dead soon and none of it really matters anyway. WHAT A RELIEF.
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So your sitting at a Bar
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I worked in bars for 12 years. You definatly give the $$ back. It doesn't sound like much, but after dealing with jerks all night, that's something she won't forget. She'll probably buy you a drink too.
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You wait 30-60 minutes, then call them the next day and 'apologize' that you couldn't make it and hope that *they* didn't wait too long. How they answer that will determine what kind of person they are and if they're worth your time.
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The THEORY of Evolution.
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Put me down for the great flood, the garden of Eden, Adam in god's image, and the fabrication of Eve out of a 'rib' from Adam's thorax... It's so much simpler this way!!! Yeah really. One nice thing about Linus is that he kept his security blanket to himself. The problem with proselytizers is that they are always trying to get everyone else to suck their thumbs for them. 
Love that one!
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THINGS NOT TO DO IN THE NUDE
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Did the bacon thing - once!
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Didn't have a problem doing it
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we went fishing for chipmunks!
Actually did this! Get fishing rod and remove hook. Tie peanut/cracker, etc to the end if the line. Cast off into the woods and wait for a bite (they'll put it in their cheek pouch), then reel em in!
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DLOF WHAT DOU THINK IT MEANS
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Dead Lemmings On Fire
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