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Fry bacon
Arc welding Bathe the cat Operate a snow blower Clear a patch of poison ivy Insulate the attic with fiberglass Operate a lathe Host a children's television show Take Mass with the Pope Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk Get into a batting cage Slide down the banister Decorate a live Christmas tree Ice fishing Ride a horse Visit the White House (girls) Host a fish fry Get a haircut (ouch...itchy, itchy) Trim your Holly bushes Use SuperGlue Go to see your Grandma Ride in a car with black vinyl seats on a sunny summer day Carry a bag of ice on your lap Drink hot coffee while driving your car or all of the above - at once Roll in the Leaves Have a snowball fight Play with a small dog who jumps - a LOT Tend bees Use the bathroom in a gay bar Clean out a patch of thistles Pick raspberries Pick roses Make friends with a porcupine  
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smoke hash
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ride a bicycle
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I ONLY FRY BACON IN THE NUDE!!!
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ride one of those mechanical bulls!!!
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Did the bacon thing - once!
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I'm never nude, unless I'm showering!! (or having sex, then I prefer not to be dressed)
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What about moon bouncing in the nude?
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What about moon bouncing in the nude?
omg, probably the worst!!! |
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What about moon bouncing in the nude?
omg, probably the worst!!!
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What about moon bouncing in the nude?
omg, probably the worst!!! Especially near a burning log fire.
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feeding hungry goats
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