Yea everyone does in fact have a natural instinct to "get busy" with it. It's mating season year round, baby, do your thing! lol --- congrats.

Yea, I watched the fart doctor do research at a very popular university in a fart suit to measure methane. It was strangely interesting. Facts don't lie people! :OP

How is this funny? The average human farts at least 12 times a day. You're all familiar with the disgusting stench of your own intestines. Why's it funny?

these are all dead end questions. Ask him the meaning of life.

She's obviously having a natural flow blockage, or she wouldn't be here asking! :O)

What's your fav movie?
What's your employment status? Do you like it? What do you do?
Why are you here looking for women?
WHat are you looking for IN a woman?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Did the color orange come before the fruit?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolli-pop?

Yea the higher your post count, the "cooler" on JSH you are.

Heh, you make it sound like you're sending the padawan to war with a slap on the ass. Have fun devil. :|

What? UGHHH what???

pot can lead to um... uh... I forget. Who here smokes? Throw your 420's :D



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I have panty hose attached to my car I'm using them for an air filter. WOoT

lol mostly women responding to this... :: points finger into mouth :: I thought it was a terrible movie. J-Lo bit the dust with anaconda. :|

Politics are already oblivious. You shouldn't be, too.

dawn is dusking and birds cease chirping
america's arteries I'm constantly usurping
forevermore I have a nonessential rucksack fully packed
you never know when accoutrements become significant mass

from the beginning to the end and a thousand miles from the den
a stead to lop my hat is what I yearn most and determine to transcend
overdue in my motherland, I'm only missing peace in it's isolated form
silence, sunshine and amalgamation as I pass another field of corn

the asphalt seems outstretched each and every mile I wake
another day, another dollar, another bug murdered on my face
weathering bitter taste beyond the lines of winding time
existing each and every moment in a graceful, staggered bind

She loves me, and I'm forced to forcefully love her back
she wears the ravages of time, followed by yellow, white and black
She'll call me when it's time to leave and keep people appeased
She'll never know that it's me, the road warrior. B*tch, please.

Omg, what??? I want to understand u! :(

take a seat, rest your soul and be high with me beneath weeping willows
put your agony aside and remain with me below all of natures yielding pillows
listen pleasent and unambiguous about how continuance makes you convalescent
hear me inside out that too much lost life time is too much lost time spent

True, there is no way to undo
the ill preperations by you
that turned this into a do unto others
as you would have transferred to you

Correct your mistakes and take a place high above all others
contemplate and understand that you need your sisters and brothers
biological or otherwise, we're all co-existent for a grand prize
the prize is small in size, experience lets you see through eyes

Take your prize and use it wisely, if your scared just stand behined me
I'll shield you from rain but life is rocky and I don't carry steel, see?
I can't paint your canvas, but I can color your brush and hold your hand
untie your shoes, bring some booze , toes in the sand and create your own plan

lol. I always keep it real. You guys r reading my brain.. Kind of cool I think..

Thanx madigirl! :)

Thx guys, kind of experiencing and applying the expandable whim of my vocabulary. lol. Glad someone enjoyed it! :)