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Thu 03/06/08 08:59 PM
well these are all fair and good of course..wiley..but my infanity beats them all...

ok i'll shut up with this now..laugh laugh

hi miss princess....:

hows the night going?flowerforyou

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Thu 03/06/08 08:54 PM
Edited by kolhauszer on Thu 03/06/08 08:55 PM
thats fine then...we mixed breeded meditaranian men are born being able to take a hint...

you still rock though..hereflowerforyou ..(INFINATY)

OK WAIT...let me take a peek to see if you smooched any one else..be right back...dont go anywhere,,,don't get married or anything..

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Thu 03/06/08 08:52 PM
wiley...

heyyyyy how come he gets 4 flowers..you canr even see his facelaugh laugh

i show my jungle chest pubes...and i get only 2...sad brokenheart

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Thu 03/06/08 08:48 PM
aaahahahahahaha..ALL OVER EVERYONE'S LITTLE FACE...

but then who were the other flowers meant for..
is he better looking them me:wink:

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Thu 03/06/08 08:43 PM

lol... ok KOL if thats what you wanna beleve, who am i toshatter those dilusioins.. lol




((kol))
((updawg))



well then...in each life a dream must end,,,,ok..cani hope that at leat one flower was meant for me...flowerforyou :smile:

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Thu 03/06/08 08:42 PM
ahhhhhh im sorry man....well then do as i do when the time is ripe for yourself friend...

you'd be amazed what you can get for a can of tuna and half a pack of smokes in some ally someplace...dont know anout your side of the world//but montreal is filled with bag ladies..most of them toothless too........ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...



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Thu 03/06/08 08:39 PM
ohhhhhhhh im sorry....hey wyatt,,didnt mean to treat you like a lepor..lol...whats up barkeep

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Thu 03/06/08 08:37 PM
mister hunter...who's been shakin' on your bacon' bro

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Thu 03/06/08 08:36 PM
well then seeing as though you placed it under my post..can i take it to mean that these flowers can also hve been meant for some german/italian dude that looks like ...someone you've never seen before:smile:

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Thu 03/06/08 08:32 PM
wowee miss izzy..

is there a hidden code in all those little smily faces and flower faces??...

i think i see it though,,,it's well hidden but i think i can make it out..

it reads.."it's thursday night,you need to get loaded..and rock the cazbah with a dude that looks like brad pitt"..

do i have a beed on it??:smile: :

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Thu 03/06/08 08:27 PM
hello all you party people....

hope im not to late to say goodnight to you miss bond..

it's 11 30 here in my timezone...and as for right now i am much to pumped up to crash....besides it's friday tomorrow...i can crash on the weekend..lol

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Thu 03/06/08 05:55 PM
hello yanke....i was reading what you wrote to my friend miss symbelmyne..and you were the one who made the first remark..where the insultings are conserned..

this is highly entertaining for people to read really..was this your goal in your useless existance??
to entertain??..

well, success is yours...

not only are you hidden from the rest of us to view..which can only make the intelligent ones here on jsh..consider you to be a kind of man who likes nothing better to do with his time then to trash others...but also a man who has absolutely no courage of his own convictions...making you useless,and have no bareings what-so ever to society...

but i enjoyed the way your only friend stood up for you though...
perhaps one day this lovely lady will see for herslef what kind of a pethetic life-form you are...

what a sad life you must really have....you have our pity


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Wed 03/05/08 08:54 PM
TSK ...NEVER MIND THISlaugh laugh i wanna hear more about the golden showers...i mean it..well ok..i guess that i'll have to dream about it...

and as we say in german peeps..

oonti zee livens..zoo glavens gloovens...

which mens never bend over in front of me,,unless you really mean it..

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Wed 03/05/08 08:45 PM

fak melts my heart, that dirty bastad just knows what to say and when to say it. when he lets me tie him up in the tub and pee on him, when he lets me wrap him in latex and hold the air from him til he turns blue, when he lets me kick him in the balls til he pukes, i know its love....love love love


laugh laugh laugh smooched smooched smooched



wait wait....ok...suddenly my tiresome day is non existant anymorelaugh

can you elaborate more on this golden shower fetish of yours madam..i mean i am german after all

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Wed 03/05/08 08:43 PM
ok all........it's almost midnight here..5 15 comes real early..

have a great night...

and fak..you mind if i were to save your pic...just for self-violation purposes..

i mean i am a normal male of course..but you look damn hot:smile: yummmers..

miss p..
madam
fak
hunter..or as the possy calls him..updawg.
wyatt..

and anyone else i mat have intentially missed,,lol,,

bone sewers..as we say in french

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Wed 03/05/08 08:37 PM






<------me at the amateur strip tease night a week agolaugh



you dirty bastad you told me you only dressed like that for me in private...i feel so cheap now! laugh


I'm a man-hoe...wasnt that a thread tonight



a he-slut.....its part of your charm i fell in love with a long time ago, never let anyone take that from you laugh

awwwwww how sweet...i remember when my wife used to talk to me that way...the memories:smile:

madam?..fak??..can this be love in bloom:heart:

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Wed 03/05/08 08:33 PM

yep makes one believe in abortion too bad his mom didn't


TAKE IT FROM ME..laugh
i counted 4 times when my words of anger made the mods delete whole threads in the begining of my jsh adventure..

now i just read and laugh at the dumb things that people say..

'sides i promissed miss txs that i wouldn't lose my temper here anymore either:smile:

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Wed 03/05/08 08:29 PM
and a hello back at you princess...

im afraid that your castle this eveing has few patrons tonight..
i mean other then your faithful constituencys of course..

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Wed 03/05/08 08:20 PM
Edited by kolhauszer on Wed 03/05/08 08:22 PM
THE MAN THEY CALL HUNTER....
and in french it would be...LE HUNTERlaugh

OK THEN..LE UPDAWG:smile:

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Wed 03/05/08 08:19 PM

KOLdrinker drinker drinker drinker

WYATTdrinker drinker drinker drinker


dont ask for flowers brolaugh laugh laugh laugh

sry, it's the boozelaugh laugh


bien non fak...just goofin':smile:

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