Someone has to hot up this place.

Ok, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all gonna probably be single the rest of your lives. Face it, nobody wants you! You don't look that good and you aren't rich!
You live too far from everybody else in the world and you are too short/tall, hairy/bald, skinny/fat, ugly/uglier/ugliest. You couldn't get a mole rat off and you are slower than a sloth!
Your hair is the wrong color, your butt is too flat. I bet you even have a hairy back! No smokers-No drinkers allowed. You got a DOG? Forget it pal! I am just trying to get you to face the reality of the situation.
I am your only friend on here. Everyone else is a loser too! None of you will make it! You are a pitiful LOT! I mean I can't believe the nerve of some of you to even put your ugly mugs on here to gross everybody out!
There should be a warning on most! You just need to understand there is no one for you. You were a mistake of nature and now you are here trying to peddle your worthless goods off on everybody else! You are probably
cruel, heartless and mean too! I despise you! And so does the rest of the world! No one wants to eat cherrios with you in the morning, no one wants to share their popcorn with you. You look for marriage and the truth is no one would
even throw you a bone! I hope you take this as offered. I am just trying to make you realize you really are as datable as anyone else here!

You must have my butt confused with some other guy's butt you've been checking out....

Now how the hell is that possible? Why did you even look? Geez..... You must be really friggin bored

How'd you all get past security?????

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