Knife, bone saw, knowledge in human anatomy, and about 45 minutes.

Love is like alien abductions. Until you're abducted by aliens and probe anally, you don't believe it happens.

Drive thru window at Sonic.

Well take the real world then. How people speak and how they dress. People are constantly judged on speech patterns and how well or poorly they're dressed. But in the real world you don't have to interact with someone you don't want to, but on here you interact with people you prolly wouldn't even considering in the real world. But then again, what do I know?

But its amusing, sorta.

Meh, I usually go after the point and ignore spelling and grammar. But I'm an *******, so there ya go.

Kinda like ordering a pizza! If it only worked that easily.

Simple grammar, simple spelling errors, and getting an idea across without someone having to actually think what you mean. These are things you should have learned in high school. Simple grammar errors are ok, but 72 in your profile description alone? Spelling is just something you should know how to do, sorry. There's two things on this site, your words and your photos, that's what we're working with people.

Ok, for everyone else that didn't get the paragraph up there.

Simple grammer, simple speeling errors, and gettng an idea across with out someone having too actually think what you mean. This are things you should have learned in high school. Simple grammer errors, are ok, but 72, in your profile description a lone? Speeling is just something you should now how to do, sorry. They're too things on this site, you're words and you're photos, that's what were working with people.

Ok then, get the Earnhardt commerative plates and head into the caves.

Arthur questions 2 communist peasants ( Dennis & Woman )

ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

Why is assification not censored?

Yea I find it amusing that they can delete some threads based on content, but black holes don't **** anymore. I just don't get it sometimes, **** damn **** mother ****er *****.

Well if you don't live in or near a trailer park, you'll be just fine!~

And he's amused.

Yea ****ing **** Cheney, and ****ing those ****ers with the ****ing ****heads with the ****ing things in their ****ing noses.

Bring the pan, I have a step stool so you can reach up this high.

No, I'm pretty awesome though, that might have something to do with it.

You have a pan just for fries? Cool!


Ok ok, fine, welcome there newbie!

Its gonna be hot and humid, with thunder storms here. It was nice that just last week it was in the 40s for over night lows. Damn you summer! Well after today, its just under 4 months before the first frost and snow fall, so I have that to look forward to.

5 Days isn't long enough to fall in love with every single member on here? I've seen love flourish, fail, rekindle, and refail in that time frame.