Community > Posts By > only4thebest

 
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Tue 01/08/08 02:42 AM
I put out for rich guys!

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Tue 01/08/08 02:40 AM
Are you a rich pudmuffin. Get da truck and love that 12 mpg and that 3.35 a gallon diesel. That hundred a month insurance. Yee ha cowboy! Need a big girlfreind to go with that big truck? I'm available.

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Tue 01/08/08 02:27 AM
I had a big crush on mrsmoov till he got banned for showing a picture of his butt on here. Whaaaaaaaa. I want my mrsmoov back.

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Tue 01/08/08 02:20 AM
Is like rapin the mailman against the law or anything? Any of you work for the post office?

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Tue 01/08/08 02:17 AM
Soreeee damn doctor put me on these estrogen patches make me horny. Yeh today was bad. Mailman never seen me coming! Poor schmuck! Couldn't help myself!

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Tue 01/08/08 02:12 AM
And yer so freaking hot shadow I wanna do ya. I wanna run my fingers thru ya hair ya big hunka lunk.

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Tue 01/08/08 02:10 AM
You gots a really hot azzzzz there thumper. We should cook up some toikees sometime! Gobble gobble if ya know what I mean.

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Tue 01/08/08 02:06 AM
I try to see how many beers I can slam before the popcorn goes off. Thanksgiving at my apartment is a hoot! Them kids love turkey ass flavored popcorn!

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Tue 01/08/08 02:03 AM
I just shove the turkeys ass full of popcorn and shove the beotch in the oven. When the popcorn goes off big bird is done.

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Tue 01/08/08 01:59 AM
Wooooooohooo boobs! Yeh I got em!!

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Fri 01/04/08 12:22 AM
And I think you need to put down the methpipe for awhile! Ooowee girl! A makeover wouldn't help you. You're so ugly they hung the steak around your brothers neck so the dog wouldn't get a complex!

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Fri 01/04/08 12:17 AM
Whoa! I'm sorry! That mustve hurt!

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Fri 01/04/08 12:12 AM
You got that right gypsy cuz all men deep down just want my booty! And I will oblidge them cuz I love men. Woo woo!! Bring it on. Ride me cowboys!

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Thu 01/03/08 11:51 PM
When I'm playin wit meself I'm thinkin about you you hot doll you. You get my motor running if ya kno what I mean wink wink. You da bomb chadrack.

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Thu 01/03/08 11:47 PM
You just gotta be my manmeat chadrack! I want you soooooo bad!!

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Thu 01/03/08 11:45 PM
I want you chadrack. Yer funny. You make me hot and wet! Do you like BIG girls?

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Thu 01/03/08 11:19 PM
Damn! Another one got away! What did I do wrong? He was so hot. He made me all wet and gooey. I guess ill have to try harder next time. Hee hee hee. I said "harder". Yeah buddy.

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Thu 01/03/08 11:09 PM
I think I'm falling in love with you thunder orb. Will you marry me? I mean after my divorce is final. I want you. Forever and ever.

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Thu 01/03/08 11:05 PM
I'm gonna twist you up like a pretzel and T bag the crap out of you you hot thunder orb you!!! I'm gonna make love to you till you yell help like my other boyfreinds did!!!

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Thu 01/03/08 10:58 PM
Rock me baby with your thunder orb!!! Give me that thunder orb baby!!! I'm stalkin you honey! Aint gonna quit you till I got that thunder orb inside me! Woo woo!!

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