Community > Posts By > only4thebest
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        Need advice...
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      I put out for rich guys!
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        Need advice...
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      Are you a rich pudmuffin. Get da truck and love that 12 mpg and that 3.35 a gallon diesel. That hundred a month insurance. Yee ha cowboy! Need a big girlfreind to go with that big truck? I'm available.
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        JSH crushes
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      I had a big crush on mrsmoov till he got banned for showing a picture of his butt on here. Whaaaaaaaa. I want my mrsmoov back.
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      Is like rapin the mailman against the law or anything? Any of you work for the post office?
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      Soreeee damn doctor put me on these estrogen patches make me horny. Yeh today was bad. Mailman never seen me coming! Poor schmuck! Couldn't help myself!
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      And yer so freaking hot shadow I wanna do ya. I wanna run my fingers thru ya hair ya big hunka lunk.
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      You gots a really hot azzzzz there thumper. We should cook up some toikees sometime! Gobble gobble if ya know what I mean.
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      I try to see how many beers I can slam before the popcorn goes off. Thanksgiving at my apartment is a hoot! Them kids love turkey ass flavored popcorn!
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      I just shove the turkeys ass full of popcorn and shove the beotch in the oven. When the popcorn goes off big bird is done.
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      Wooooooohooo boobs! Yeh I got em!!
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        WOULD ANY ONE DATE ME 
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      And I think you need to put down the methpipe for awhile! Ooowee girl! A makeover wouldn't help you. You're so ugly they hung the steak around your brothers neck so the dog wouldn't get a complex!
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        WOULD ANY ONE DATE ME 
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      Whoa! I'm sorry! That mustve hurt!
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        What do men want?
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      You got that right gypsy cuz all men deep down just want my booty! And I will oblidge them cuz I love men. Woo woo!! Bring it on. Ride me cowboys!
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        would anyone date....
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      When I'm playin wit meself I'm thinkin about you you hot doll you. You get my motor running if ya kno what I mean wink wink. You da bomb chadrack.
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        would anyone date....
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      You just gotta be my manmeat chadrack! I want you soooooo bad!!
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        would anyone date....
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      I want you chadrack. Yer funny. You make me hot and wet! Do you like BIG girls?
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        Would You Date Me? :-P
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      Damn! Another one got away! What did I do wrong? He was so hot. He made me all wet and gooey. I guess ill have to try harder next time. Hee hee hee. I said "harder". Yeah buddy.
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        Would You Date Me? :-P
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      I think I'm falling in love with you thunder orb. Will you marry me? I mean after my divorce is final. I want you. Forever and ever.
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        Would You Date Me? :-P
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      I'm gonna twist you up like a pretzel and T bag the crap out of you you hot thunder orb you!!! I'm gonna make love to you till you yell help like my other boyfreinds did!!!
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        Would You Date Me? :-P
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      Rock me baby with your thunder orb!!! Give me that thunder orb baby!!! I'm stalkin you honey! Aint gonna quit you till I got that thunder orb inside me! Woo woo!!
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