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hey 1,000!
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look who finally hit 1,000.. this is a proud moment in this one girls life. haha. what's up tonight, everyone. ill be the only one, futally, not assuming that you drink.. but hurray! |
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I can't breath...
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I can't breath... Theres this feeling in my chest... I can't breath... My heart can't seem to rest... I can't breath... It happens a time or two... I can't breath... When ever I think of you... I can't breath... See me I do gasp... I can't breath... I think its a relapse... I can't breath... Bet you never knew.... I can't breath... When I'm near words from you... I can't breath... Wish I knew what to do... I can't breath... Whenever I see your face... I can't breath... Sleepless nights unrest... I can't breath... All because of you...  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Teddy (Susan) 02-16-08 i feel like this daily...pertaining to my sons....  awww.. 
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1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a,scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc. One point to BEER 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it. One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. An extra point for BEER   lmfao.. agreed! TWO xtra points.. not having and not expressing! |
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Is it wrong?
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Not if you're both single - unless it's the widow lol well i wouldnt call the widow fair game either... |
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who thinks i am hot
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I will say this, in your pic, YOU DO look a bit sweaty on the forehead and a small shine on your cheeks. Both of these are indicators of one being OVER-EXPOSED to Heat. lol  Plus your DOG is looking very thirsty, lol,lol... lmao my husky pup[ used to steal my dads beer! |
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who thinks i am hot
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lol thanks  I cant stalk u by email b/c u have a block on there lmao already started |
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who thinks i am hot
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Were ALL Hot  idk bout that but that cat is dead sexy |
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who thinks i am hot
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 a stalker would be cool i have never had a stalker lmao |
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I APPOLOGISE
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OKAY YOU PERVS IT IS GONE CRAWL BACK UNDER YOUR ROCKS NOW 
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I APPOLOGISE
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jesus i got 15 viewings in that short time it was up! YOU BLOODY PERVS!!! and yes i was in the middle!!!  I looked about 8 times!! lol at least 2 times |
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I APPOLOGISE
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Lol....You cant ride a harley like that well you can... just may have some very friendly people trying to talk to ya...
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I APPOLOGISE
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ILL PUT IT UP AGAIN OK ^^ very nice |
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I APPOLOGISE
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to anyone who saw my naughty picture for a few seconds on here..i forgot it showed up on all the threads i had been on LOL i did it to liven up another site for a joke..so if i offended anyone then im very sorry!!  I missed it, please put it back up so I can accept your apology. lmao nice |
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I APPOLOGISE
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 Put it back up !!! lol agreed |
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Join the Gang
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Little old lady goes into a biker bar and demands to speak with the leader. The leader of gang stands up and asks" what do ya need granny?" I want to join your gang, she says. do you even own a leather jacket? he asks. sure do its outside on my hog ! she replies. got any tattoos? sure do as she bares her arm. hmmm, well have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before? he asks. nope, but I have been swung by my nipples a few times ! she replies. lmao |
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understood.
people need to lighten up. its crap... and i think the moderators that the site has and all the people reporting the abuse are doin great. good sh** |
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having a lady for dinner
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Mmmmmmm Cannibalism. lol nice! |
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NOW THIS IS REAL TORTURE
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so this the enemy that Obama thinks that by sitting down and taking with them he can come to an understanding with them?.. The Same!!! then Obama's going to have a real short time in the white house...most politicians lose their head when elected..Obama will lose his too...permanently i see the point but i just cant watch that stuff.. its not right |
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NOW THIS IS REAL TORTURE
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I know these people are out there and deserve eveything they get I just dont need nor want to see it i hear ya.. i feel the same way.. |
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NOW THIS IS REAL TORTURE
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No way do I want to see that, that cr*p should be kept off the internet....Sickening sorry but i agree. i have too many in Iraq to be able to stomach the idea. just sick. |
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