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Mon 02/18/08 12:12 PM
People who are chronic gum snappers. You know the ones?! They can't chew without popping it every time they chomp.

Teeth suckers. After you get done eating, please do not suck food from your teeth orrrrr let out a obnoxiously huge burp. It makes the rest of us want to throw up what we've eaten.

Last but not least ..ugly guys who smell great. Girls! You knooow what I'm talking about.. a guy walks by and you think.. "Mmm he smelled SO good.." your eyes follow him to his table and he turns around and you see a yellowed tshirt, every other tooth is gone and coke bottle bottom glasses with like a huge wart on his lip. It makes us think twice about ever looking again.

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Mon 02/18/08 12:07 PM
Croutons or grapes.