Just want to say Happy Valentine's to all my friends here. Hope you are
having a good one.

Welcome

Welcome to JSH.

Hi Morena and Veronica. How is everything going with you guys? It is
kinda a slow boring night huh.

Welcome to JSH.

Welcome to JSH and just have fun.

Morena you are a great friend and a wonderful person. All of you guys
are just great. It is like a giant family here at JSH. To all my friends
I just want to thanks for being here.

Welcome to JSH.

You'll find someone. You always have great friends here that will help
you through anything. Chin up big bear.

Hey I already have a bear in there he is just in the friends section
that is more important then the photo section lol. You should feel
honored lol. You won't have to sniff to far I'm right here lol

Cybear I'm so sorry.

Great poem michael. I like it.

Same ol Same ol. It good to have a friend like you around. Thanks. Be
careful with that snout of your and mind your p's and q's lol. How come
so blue? Blue isn't your color. Well hopefully Avril and me can cheer
you up.

I'm doing good. Did you see the other pics. I added to my profile. Well
crazy bear have you been good lately?

Cybear you are crazy. How have you been?

There will be no vegetables with dimpled skin, no onions at all,
no lumpy tubers with bulbous names, turnip, yam, rutabaga, beet!

All food will come in shades of apricot, snow, and viridian green,
you will have a new satin robe and sable slippers with pearl beads,

armfuls of leaves, twenty white falcons who will pivot at your bidding,
a faucet that will gush on a whim the sparkling drink of your choice,

a rare glass paperweight collection, a cat who, like you, will never
die.
Will old friends and lovers be waiting for you there? I do not know.

Would you really want that anyhow? Why not let this planet
and its people spin away. Choose to remember them faintly

and without affection, as characters from a supermarket paperback,
the footing but not the feeling of a dance you once performed,

a kaleidoscope pattern of beads that long since has shifted,
pairs of forgotten leather gloves rotting in lost-and-found bins.

Amuse yourself by conjuring storms on Saturn's thirty moons
then visiting each, one by one: ice-nipped, numb, nude, free.


By: Jynne Dilling Martin

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple
things in a complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

















Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?

















Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This
tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not
answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last
chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.



4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do
you cross it?

















Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending
the animal meeting!



That completes the test!

This question tests your reasoning ability. So...

If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you're a true
professional. Wealth awaits you.

If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but
there's hope for you.

If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger
flipper in a fast food joint.

If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the only
way you will ever make any money.

If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require
any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, law or
medicine.

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having
adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says,
"Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies,
"That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not
creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really
good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it,
then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat
stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you
an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the
evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be
better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a
tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who
begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and
offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's
not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up
front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again
increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally
agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the
money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been
worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't
worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special.
You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched
hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing
with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to
meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."