1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple
things in a complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

















Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?

















Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This
tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not
answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last
chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.



4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do
you cross it?

















Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending
the animal meeting!



That completes the test!

This question tests your reasoning ability. So...

If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you're a true
professional. Wealth awaits you.

If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but
there's hope for you.

If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger
flipper in a fast food joint.

If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the only
way you will ever make any money.

If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require
any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, law or
medicine.