hey frnds pls rate my profile nd my pix to where i stand nd what am to add more to it

i have being on this site for over a year bt i haven't find a lasting relationship what can i do?

SINGLE AND SEARCHING

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caughtit above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" heyelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered."Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, andif my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and hishorse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had towalk home

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father", he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month." The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven . .. go and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another Irish manentered the confessional."Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex withNookie Green twice a week for the past two months." This time the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood,"the sinner replied. "Very well," sighed the priest, "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
At mass the next morning - as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon - a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redhead entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of thepriest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching shiny, emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, just enough for them to realize she wasn't wearingany underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his earsbut managed to calmly reply,"No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about avery skinny woman. Againthe father refused sayingthat she’s to skinny. Aftera while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.” sure son" the father replied, drooling. “We’ll take her home and eat you mother!"

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepsnext to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst ofmy life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I foundout it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driverand the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking aboutputting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..

Three men got lost in a forest but unfortunately the were apprehended by a group of cannibals but the king of cannibals gave them a condition for him not to kill them, and this that each of the men should go into the forest and bring ten pieces of a particular fruit. The first man went and brought ten apples when he took it to the king the king of the cannibal instructed him to swallow the ten apples without an expression of pain. He swallowed the 1st and he winced in pain when he swallowed the 2nd apple and he was immediately killed,The 2nd man went into the forest as ussual and fortunately for him he brought ten berries and he was also asked to swallow the berries, he swallowed the 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th,6th,7th,8th,9th but when he was swallowing the tentht berry he bursted into laughter and he was immediately killed.when the first and second man met in the heaven the first man asked the second man ,why did you laugh you almost made it through, the 2nd man answered when i was swallowing the tenth berry i saw the third man coming with water lemon.

Am also looking for friendship but maybe it may later lead to being more than a frnd.

There is no perfect human being bt d best thing is just to understand one another bt that would be realistic if u are closer to each other

I dont think there is anything wrong with cohabitting but it depends on the root of the relationship if it is just Fwb then they will just be having fun with themselve without making any meaningful sense out of it.bt if they intend to get married ... Then good for them ..bt intention matters alot for both parties.

Single and still searching

I dont see anything wrong with marrying people of different race in asmuch as u love him or her. True love trascends racial discrimination

I have been on this site for over a year now and i have been making attempt to get someone of my heart desire but my attempt have been in futility, even now they are no more replying my message.am an undergraduate and am almost through with my programme and i really need a good and decent girl .

Please who know any form of interactive forum or online website for undegraduate studying economics to share ideas. Please if u know any help me

Thanks all, i really appreciate your advice most especially the male. .

I have been on this site for some months now searching for my missing rib,the girl of my life but i have not fouud any yet. And i believe that having a good lady whom am committed with will make me more responsible. So what should i do.

Does true love still exist?

I really want you guys to rate my profile and my profile picture to know which of it i will work on

You are welcome to mingle2 ,surely you will enjoy yourself here.