I think it is between second and the third.

Thanks, lol, I will be the joke teller for this party.

This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

Rose , pinky finger, remember , lol

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"

Are you ready yet?

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

Lizz is HOT.

I like them dirty instead.
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

Since Rose loves rednecks, I should crack some redneck jokes.

Oh come don't make me wait...lol

lol what about my shower?

Hope you watch Rose carefully, she is known for intentional low blows.

Only this evening???

lilith is going to be the referee.

Hey Lizz, just feeling a little dirty, hoping for showers lol

How are you doing ?

Rose it is done, waiting for a mud wrestling or a cat fight soon.

haha be careful what you wish for.

ok i am off to jokes forum, just came here to monitor Rose.

Jeff Gorden walks up to a PEPSI machine in a casino while at a race in Las Vegas, he puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. He puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. He keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out. Dale Earnhardt walks up behind him and says, "Can I please use the machine?" Jeff says, "No way! Can't you see I'm winning?"
There then for racing fans.