Chip asks: dad, how was i born?

Dad says: ah my son' i guess one day you'll need to find out anyway. well you see, your mom and i first got together in a chat room on msn. i set up a date with your mom via e-mail and we met at a cyber cafe. we sneaked into a secluded room where your mom agreed to a download from my hard-drive. as soon as i was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said you got male...