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Mon 10/20/08 02:43 PM


Awww Roberta- you don't scare me- I still luv ya and that pic is gorgeous!!!! not scary at all

try harderlaugh laugh


Hows that one...now am I scary???

Look...."I want to eat your brains!!!!!".


Shucks... Counts me out, you'll starve to death tears

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Mon 10/20/08 02:42 PM


Awww Roberta- you don't scare me- I still luv ya and that pic is gorgeous!!!! not scary at all

try harderlaugh laugh


Hows that one...now am I scary???

Look...."I want to eat your brains!!!!!".


Shucks... Counts me out, you'll starve to death tears

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Mon 10/20/08 02:38 PM


I assume because all of your topics are in caps and you tend to use vulgarity in most if not all of them...


Thats not scary!!!!

Cmere, ill show you scary!!!!!!!


Will ya show me too, huh will ya... Pretty please scared scared

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Mon 10/20/08 02:15 PM
Welcome & have fun...

waving :banana: :banana: waving

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Mon 10/20/08 02:05 PM


Tomorrow smokin
Nothing like planning ahead Steviebigsmile


Hey, don't pick on me just 'cause you got a line on G-String diapers...

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Mon 10/20/08 02:00 PM
Tomorrow smokin

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Thu 10/09/08 10:34 PM
I fold it up neatly but it kinda ends up in a wad when it sticks to the ceiling...

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Thu 10/09/08 10:02 PM
We don't care what you look like anyway...

Welcome & I thought E was being nice... smokin

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Mon 09/29/08 09:32 PM
Welcome...

No credit card needed but I think they're collecting beer or Prozac at the door.

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Sat 09/27/08 10:00 PM







I am actually perving profiles now....anyone need checked out?ohwell



Bring it on pervert... drool

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I need to be perved


I perved ya... pitchfork
No fair Steve:angry: :angry: :angry: She asked me firstrant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile smooched


Awwww, don't get excited. I loves you :heart: Besides, I told you I was a ho.....
you could have waited your turn:angry: Now I'm tellin' Mom:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


No... Don't tell Mom, just spank me yourself devil love love devil

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Sat 09/27/08 09:54 PM





I am actually perving profiles now....anyone need checked out?ohwell



Bring it on pervert... drool

flowers

I need to be perved


I perved ya... pitchfork
No fair Steve:angry: :angry: :angry: She asked me firstrant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile smooched


Awwww, don't get excited. I loves you :heart: Besides, I told you I was a ho.....

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Sat 09/27/08 09:52 PM





I am actually perving profiles now....anyone need checked out?ohwell



Bring it on pervert... drool

flowers

I need to be perved


I perved ya... pitchfork

and you were sooo good at it...



blushing blushing blushing blushing

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Sat 09/27/08 09:49 PM



I am actually perving profiles now....anyone need checked out?ohwell



Bring it on pervert... drool

flowers

I need to be perved


I perved ya... pitchfork

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Sat 09/27/08 09:46 PM



I am actually perving profiles now....anyone need checked out?ohwell



Bring it on pervert... drool

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{{{{{{{{ Stevie}}}}}}}}}} I was hoping you'd say thattongue2


{{{{{{Kimmy}}}}}} Why, of course...

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Sat 09/27/08 09:41 PM

I am actually perving profiles now....anyone need checked out?ohwell



Bring it on pervert... drool

flowers

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Sat 09/27/08 09:36 PM
If it hums, that means it locked up. Stick a broom stick (wooden handle) inside it and wedge it against one of the blades. Then twist/turn it untill it unjams. No need to remove the gunk...

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Wed 09/24/08 10:01 PM
scared shocked scared


















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Tue 09/16/08 04:27 PM
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.

The brain said, “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The eyes said, “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The hands said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The stomach said, “I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The legs said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to move anywhere. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

Then the rectum said, “I think I should be in charge.”

All the rest of the parts said, “You?!? You don’t do anything! You’re not important! You can’t be in charge.”

So the rectum closed up.

After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy. They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.

The moral of the story?

You don’t have to be the most important to be in charge, any a$$hole can do it.


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Mon 09/15/08 09:51 PM
Money

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Mon 09/15/08 02:55 PM

cookies who has some laugh laugh


Hey Wanda... Try the web, I hear you can get your cookies online now and just have 'em mailed to ya.

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