Well my teenager years were the mid 90's we aqua netted our hair so much we killed the ozone layer. I would take new jeans and use the shot gun on them to make them look cool. Let not forget Hammer pants and leg warmers. I listened to Shout at the Devil and I was to legit to quit. But we all grow up and become something so quit hatting and let them have there thug look.

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I had never been so happy to get up at 6 in the morning as I was today! lol I do love them so, but I loved to see them go.

My kids are back in school!!

I want a cold guy 23 years, 2 months, 3 days and 7 hours old. With seven kids he doesnt pay child support on and his pants sag so low that I see half his boxers.

or maybe not.

It is 9 am here and my two boys have been outside for a hour and a half. I have to force them to come in and eat. They have a x-box and cable and computers. Bikes are alot more fun.
Now I am headed outside to mow.

Monitor, 2 speakers, cell phone, a bottle of Aloe Vera, cell phone, three sets of ear phones, mouse, and bottle of water

lol i thru them away

ok day 19 and my last post on this subject. I quit after 2 packs a day for the last 14 years. No gum or patches. If I can do it anyone can. Dont talk yourself into just do it. No excuses ok I am done. Thanks for reading my rant!

I got more than my fair share. But if I didnt I would probably want them. They are fun to play with.

I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.

and

Envy in the ulcer of the soul.

Socrates

your really 6 foot 3 inch???

1. pee
2. brush teeth
3. take the dog for a walk(in my pjs)
4. cook breakfast
5. wake kids and feed them

From a fellow T-Town girl you are pretty but your profile needs somemore about what u are looking for. I give ya a 7

I had two boobie babies that were fat and healthy

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16 AND I MARRIED HIM 3 DAYS LATER OH!!YOUNG LOVE

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.

None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dental appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

do my dishes