Jack_Hearts


Jack_Hearts Joined Mon 08/26/19 Posts: 1	Sat 08/31/19 01:21 AM Topic: Drive speed for sex
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something."Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?""Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but it is a matter of life or death.""Oh, really? How"s that?""There"s a naked woman waiting for me at home.""I don"t see how that is a matter of life or death.""If I don"t get home before my wife does, I"m a dead man.....