Thankyou. Sorry, wasn't trying to blow my own trumpet - although I hear if you remove some ribs.....lol.
Just saying as plenty folk just will not communicate with squaddies or whatever for whatever..or whatever

Oh, and I had a wee look for him, couldn't find him - we know when someone else arrives here before they even get here you see so couldn't tell him to get a local something for you i'm afraid. Hopefully he'll be so spoilt for choice you'll end up with a selection of amazing gifts x

Oooops Sorry,

Traveller

sheep, wool, sheer, fluffy, baa lol

Thanks all. This place looks like it can be a blast, and yes - I suppose I do speak funny - not like kermit the frog or anything but not like Sean Connery either - i'm sorry ladies!! hehe
As i'm from the Islands we communicate with grunts and fists and scare folk off with what's under our kilts! - no, not really!!
Mind you, there's something quite amazing and 'refreshing' about wearing a kilt - especially if it's done right with no undies!!
Ask Samuel L Jackson!! Anyway, looking forward to meeting many new friends on here.
Oh, forgot to mention that i'm ex Army. Royal Engineers. Sorry if that offends some but I loved almost every minute of it and made some truly amazing friends along the way. I had the pleasure of working with many different Units from the UK, USA, and many more.
A great big hello to all those currently serving or having served. You guys are truly wonderful people and although i'm not religeous, God bless you all.

Hey guys, just got started on here recently and wanted to say hello to you all from the Scottish Islands. Looking for ladies for friendship and some fun times. X

Hey everyone, just joined so please go easy on me! A great big kiss to all the ladies from John in Stornoway - Western Isles of Scotland. Looking ideally for lassies living in Scotland although anyone feel free for a chat anytime. Nice to be here although it doesn't seem so easy to use the search engines. Oh well, cant have everything I suppose.

Hi, sorry for delay. Had to take a water break lol. Crack or Craic is Scots / Gaelic for fun, laughter and good times.

Thankyou,
I'm a wee bit sweaty and also tired as i'm pedalling this old bike as fast as I can to power my wee generator for the computer! lol
At least the crack is good on this site, Hello and nice to meet you all.

Sorry but got to agree. Hell - if you guys can't find someone local from somewhere like OHIO then what in the worlds chance do I have when the population of my entire Island is a few thousand!!! Welcome to STORNOWAY on the Isle of Lewis - one of the gorgeous Scottish Islands. Yep - in Scotland! You know, I do like them shorter than myself but these four legged wooly things get tiring after a while!
Good luck guys and if you suddenly find yourselves innundated with loads of gorgeous women - those with tattoos and leather or even without - i'm not that choosy, then please spare a thought for a lonely guy over here on a wee Island and fill a boat (a very big one please):) and push it out in my direction!
Cheers and hope you all have better luck
John