yeah dont feel bad, this is why we tell these jokes for the ones that dont get it...its cute

so two blonds are walking down the street when the first one pulls out a compact mirror and upon looking into it says "hey this person looks familiar" so the second blond say well let me see and when she looked into it she responded with "well of course it does silly its me!"

what did the blond say when she looked in a box of cheerios?? "oh dough nut seeds!"

the third one ducks

youre joking right?!?!

love your view on it...lol

so two blondes are walking down the street and one says to the other hey look a dead bird, the second blonde looks straight into the air and says "where?"

so one night this woman and her husband were in their bedroom and the woman was examining herself in the mirror and telling her husband how she feels less than attractive after all the years. not feeling confident in her looks she asks her husband to pay her a compliment and the husband replies, well your eyesight is damn near perfect.

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i broke up with her a year ago. we knew each other for a few years before we dated. oh recently i saw her and we hugged and i put my ear on hers and i was like i hear something and she without thinking says yeah AIR, and of course i had to respond with thats what im trying to tell ya.

this blonde was arrested and while she was in the holding cell she was talking to two other people in there who happened to be a russian and an american. well they all got started talking about their countries accomplishments. the russian boasted about how his people were the first in space. the american not to be outdone proclaimed his people were the first on the moon. the blonde wanting to not be left out said oh yeah my people are going to be the first on the sun. they both looked at her strangely and one said you cant go to the sun its hot youll burn up before you get there, the blonde hastily replies...thats why we'll go at night!!

man there was more than that, shed be on the phone with me and be looking for the phone...thats happened more than 3 times. get in her car go to put it in drive, realize the car isnt on, try to turn it on and realize there were no keys in the ignition.

totage...she like idolizes jessica simpson, coincident i think not.

yeah true story she was blond all the way through, and its not a hair color its a state of mind.

So i dated this girl recently and we picked up some papa johns and she held it on her lap as i drove. while on the way back to her house we ended up behind none other than a papa johns delivery driver. well the car disappeared over a hill and when we came over the hill we didnt see the car. being extremely serious she says i know hes around here some where cause i can still smell papa johns. i just gave her this blank stare like are you serious and i said i wonder why which at that point she looked down to acknowledge the papa johns on her lap.

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